You can polish a....

[neil.b]

...£70,000 stone that apparently "enhance's the hospital's welcoming and reassuring environment".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4184104.stm

Or what about a £60,000 dead sparrow on a stick to "represent strength and femininity"?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4293245.stm

[dick dastardly]

Emin cracks me up. I am convinced that one day when she's old (& rich) she'll announce "it was all a joke and I fooled you all"

[planetdave]

It must to time to break out the






ta da!