Wierd old person action....
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Bizarre!!! I am used to the old folk doing either mean spirited or wierd stuff round here but this tops it.
outside my house, I parked up and started moving the last of my house move stuff into my new house. Behind me is a stereotype old dude with big thick glasses. He is sitting in the car (i thought waiting for someone).
About ten mins later I hear car doors opening and shutting., I look out the window and old dude is walking round his car, opening and closing doors, scratching his head. Then he opens his boot, points inside, chuckles and closes it. He then opens his bonnet, closes it again, then sits in his passenger doorwell winding the window up and down giggling.
After this he gets in his car and drives off.
I like plymouth :) Its wierd!
outside my house, I parked up and started moving the last of my house move stuff into my new house. Behind me is a stereotype old dude with big thick glasses. He is sitting in the car (i thought waiting for someone).
About ten mins later I hear car doors opening and shutting., I look out the window and old dude is walking round his car, opening and closing doors, scratching his head. Then he opens his boot, points inside, chuckles and closes it. He then opens his bonnet, closes it again, then sits in his passenger doorwell winding the window up and down giggling.
After this he gets in his car and drives off.
I like plymouth :) Its wierd!
gh0st said:I was in a queue in the Post Office to tax my car on Saturday.
I am used to the old folk doing either mean spirited or wierd stuff...
Behind me appeared an ancient old granny immediately followed by en equally doddery old goat, this one clutching a walking stick.
Granny 2 says to Granny 1: "I wouldn't push infront of me like that, I've got a stick in my hand..."
Granny 1 replies (whilst shaking fist): "Stuff off, or I'll give you a bunch of fives..."
Unfortunately, the confrontation did not proceed any further as the two coffin dodgers were clearly already exhausted by their efforts.
PatHeald said:
I am used to the old folk doing either mean spirited or wierd stuff...
I was in a queue in the Post Office to tax my car on Saturday...............................
Aren't queues and old people wonderful. I was at the local Buiding Society, trying to sort out Mum's financial bits and bobs after she had died. Due to sickness, there was just one cashier working although other staff were working in the background. It got to my turn, and the queue had grown a bit, and the leader of the tut and huff club had duly took her place about four people behind me. She started. The manageress tried to placate her, but the old dear continued. After a while, I'd had enough and turned round and apologised for making her wait, explaining that Mum had died and it was taking a while to get it all sorted. That wasn't good enough for her, so I then said to her that my Mother would love to be standing where this old bag was, and she ought to consider herself fortunate. To which she replied, "At least your Mother's at peace"....to which I replied, "why don't you give us all some peace in here and shut up" A few more words were exchanged when a male member of staff walked up to me, and said quietly...."thank you"
Balmoral Green said:Three (other) old ladies sitting an a park bench when a flasher (no, not that one) comes up to them and gives them a flash.
Three old ladies sitting on a bench in the park...
1st old dear: Isnt it windy?
2nd old dear: No, it's Thursday
3rd old dear: So am I, lets have a cup of tea.
Two of the old ladies immediately had a stroke...
... but the other one couldn't reach.
randlemarcus said:
Luckily, you failed to spot the torso and head of the last tenant tucked up in the boot. He'd been slicing the body up using the sharpened windows before you started being a pesky interfering kid, but he'll finish later.....
Still, at least he doesnt play loud music.
are you sure........it could be mr jolly!!
if he invites you in for a drink and then you hear tom jones at full-blast........RUN!!!!
JonRB said:
Three old ladies sitting on a bench in the park...
1st old dear: Isnt it windy?
2nd old dear: No, it's Thursday
3rd old dear: So am I, lets have a cup of tea.
Three (other) old ladies sitting an a park bench when a flasher (no, not that one) comes up to them and gives them a flash.
Two of the old ladies immediately had a stroke...
... but the other one couldn't reach.
I was going to post that upon seeing BG's post
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