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three sets of mates have all gone on holiday at the same time. In a fit of good humour I agreed to look after all their pets. The two rabbits are now fighting and doing a good impression of the rabbit in the Monty Pythons holy grail! One cat has taken to shitting everywhere ( and i have to clean it up)The other one is leaving dead animals around the place and now the last rabbit has taken to hiding its food bowl and ferociously biting me whenever I go near it. Never again. Its been a long two weeks and I now know why I don't have pets!
Bunnies with a heroin problem?
If they ask for cash deny you have any
Burn the house down before they rob you blind. Sell the cats to chinese coat manufacturers, move to Bangkok and become a ladyboy (after dramatic constructive surgery). Tell everyone you are the messiah and that the world is about to end.
That should sort it.
and if it doesn't then drink heavily.
If they ask for cash deny you have any
Burn the house down before they rob you blind. Sell the cats to chinese coat manufacturers, move to Bangkok and become a ladyboy (after dramatic constructive surgery). Tell everyone you are the messiah and that the world is about to end.
That should sort it.
and if it doesn't then drink heavily.
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