Short men make better husbands
Short men make better husbands
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r988

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7,495 posts

258 months

Wednesday 17th August 2005
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[quote=News.com.au]
Tall men get short shrift as husbands
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By Fiona MacRae

August 17, 2005


TALL, dark and handsome is the classic description of the perfect man.
But when it comes to perfect husbands, shorter men stand head and shoulders above the rest, a study has found.

Women regard taller men as excellent for a fling but see short men as better companions to settle down with.

This could explain why Nicole Kidman married Tom Cruise, who at 170.2cm is 10cm shorter than her. But she only ever dated the 190cm Steve Bing. Or why Penny Lancaster, a rangy 180cm plus, chose the shorter Rod Stewart as her husband-to-be.

So did his 183cm ex-wife, Rachel Hunter, although she only had a fling with 185cm Robbie Williams.

Researchers believe women looking for the thrill of an affair or hoping to become pregnant tend to find taller men more desirable. Their height is a sign of their masculinity and their ability to father healthy children.

"Taller men have higher social status, earn more and are at lower risk from illness," said anthropologist Dr Boguslaw Pawlowski of the University of Wroclaw in Poland.

"They also have better reproductive success."

However, the benefits quickly wear off, along with the initial attraction.

Evolutionary psychologist Nick Neave said: "You don't want to be surrounded by these guys all the time.

"The guys who are real leaders of the pack tend to not be very nice people. You don't want them around kids, they can be violent and leave you for someone else," Dr Neave said.

"If they are very handsome and very desirable there will be lots of other women competing for their attention.

"For a short-term relationship, you want somebody you are sexually attracted to, they don't have to be the best to get on with."

The scientists also looked at how women's fertility affected their choice of mate. They found that at the time of the month when women are most fertile, they were more attracted to taller men.[/quote]

So to sum up, short guys will get married but your wife will be sleeping with taller men to have kids and you'll be stuck raising them.

So once again short guys are f:censored:ked or rather not f:censored:ked ;)

JagLover

46,765 posts

264 months

Wednesday 17th August 2005
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There was a scary statistic in the paper recently about how many men are raising children that are not their own without realising it.

Tank Slapper

7,949 posts

312 months

Wednesday 17th August 2005
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So what about those of us who are tall and blonde then. Not a chance.

lanciachris

3,357 posts

270 months

Wednesday 17th August 2005
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Also to some up, if you get an appointment with a doctor whose surname is Neave, run like hell before he makes a crazy diagnosis and amputates your bellybutton.

Sounds barking to me. Hope it is (6'1)

r988

Original Poster:

7,495 posts

258 months

Wednesday 17th August 2005
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Tank Slapper said:
So what about those of us who are tall and dumb then. Not a chance.


You'll get plenty of action but no dishwasher

cosmoschick

7,977 posts

278 months

Wednesday 17th August 2005
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Tank Slapper said:
So what about those of us who are tall and blonde then. Not a chance.


Aww...

All is not lost, you could always dye your hair brunette!

r988

Original Poster:

7,495 posts

258 months

Wednesday 17th August 2005
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lanciachris said:
Also to some up, if you get an appointment with a doctor whose surname is Neave, run like hell before he makes a crazy diagnosis and amputates your bellybutton.

Sounds barking to me. Hope it is (6'1)


Neave is an Eolution Physchologist not a doctor, all physchologists are bonkers though, why else would they want to learn about phsycology except to figure out how to cure their own craziness.

Tank Slapper

7,949 posts

312 months

Wednesday 17th August 2005
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r988 said:

Tank Slapper said:
So what about those of us who are tall and dumb then. Not a chance.


You'll get plenty of action but no dishwasher



jimbeaux

33,791 posts

260 months

Wednesday 17th August 2005
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Because shorter men don't have as far to bend down to kiss a woman's a$$!

Zod

35,295 posts

287 months

Wednesday 17th August 2005
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moronic study said:
This could explain why Nicole Kidman married Tom Cruise, who at 170.2cm is 10cm shorter than her. But she only ever dated the 190cm Steve Bing. Or why Penny Lancaster, a rangy 180cm plus, chose the shorter Rod Stewart as her husband-to-be.

So did his 183cm ex-wife, Rachel Hunter, although she only had a fling with 185cm Robbie Williams.
Both bloody couples are divorced thus proving the opposite of what this bunch of onkeys claim!

r988

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7,495 posts

258 months

Wednesday 17th August 2005
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Zod said:

moronic study said:
This could explain why Nicole Kidman married Tom Cruise, who at 170.2cm is 10cm shorter than her. But she only ever dated the 190cm Steve Bing. Or why Penny Lancaster, a rangy 180cm plus, chose the shorter Rod Stewart as her husband-to-be.

So did his 183cm ex-wife, Rachel Hunter, although she only had a fling with 185cm Robbie Williams.

Both bloody couples are divorced thus proving the opposite of what this bunch of monkeys claim!


They are both celebrity couples as well, and we all know celebrities aren't normal people.

Muncher

12,235 posts

278 months

Wednesday 17th August 2005
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Just as well I'm of medium hight, dark and handsome then