What car does your pet own?
What car does your pet own?
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UKbob

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16,277 posts

294 months

Tuesday 16th August 2005
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The gerbil family has temporarily increased as Ive been given the task of taming two nippers (who nipped because they wernt handled enough. Took me a day and a half :))

In the pub tonight, we agreed that every pet has a personality, and a vehicle to match :silly:

One gerbil was definitely a black leather jacket and biker boots clad Cerbera owner. (raring to go)
Another an old style beetle driver (not a care in the world)
Another a Chauffer driven Bently owner (powerful, reflective, but sedate)
Another a Dump Truck driver. (He's erm.. fat, and brutish)

I will understand completely if this thread gets no replies ;)

vixpy1

42,699 posts

293 months

Tuesday 16th August 2005
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I reckon the older Lab is a Jag XJ owner.. classy, takes life slow.

The younger one is a hot hatch driver.. everywhere fast, no control and the insurance is expensive

andy mac

73,668 posts

284 months

Tuesday 16th August 2005
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rooster

2,241 posts

266 months

Tuesday 16th August 2005
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my dog died so its probably a hearse!

vixpy1

42,699 posts

293 months

Tuesday 16th August 2005
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rooster said:
my dog died so its probably a hearse!


Rover?

sorry

UKbob

Original Poster:

16,277 posts

294 months

Tuesday 16th August 2005
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rooster said:
my dog died so its probably a hearse!
Thats the spirit

groomi

9,331 posts

272 months

Tuesday 16th August 2005
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vixpy1 said:
I reckon the older Lab is a Jag XJ owner.. classy, takes life slow.



Are you calling me a dog?



And I'm not too sure about the 'classy, takes life slow' bit either...

>> Edited by groomi on Tuesday 16th August 23:01

alexkp

16,484 posts

273 months

Tuesday 16th August 2005
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I used to have a pet python called Clouseau.

Although I don't think he had passed his driving test he did confide in me that he had lusted after a Dodge Viper for years...

I think he was confused.

scared but happy

24,147 posts

258 months

Tuesday 16th August 2005
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Our dog owns his own car(t).
This is George our 18year old Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

DJ111S

30,317 posts

256 months

Tuesday 16th August 2005
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mungo said:
He's a cat!


I bet his shit don't stink, unless he's French in which case he'll emit eggy smells when worked hard......

fruitcake

3,850 posts

255 months

Wednesday 17th August 2005
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My 11 year old black labbie probably drives a Mondeo. Seemed like a good idea at the time but loses its lustre after only a couple of years and just gets downright shabby in the last few...

Gawd bless her.

katwoman

482 posts

268 months

Wednesday 17th August 2005
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my cat has a mini convertable...

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Wednesday 17th August 2005
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You lot are terminally mad......

Pigeon

18,535 posts

275 months

Wednesday 17th August 2005
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Judging by the "quality" of her landings I think my pigeon must drive an orange 69 Charger with the doors welded shut, "01" on the side and a Confederate flag on the roof...

katwoman

482 posts

268 months

Wednesday 17th August 2005
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I must be to come back on this site full of jumped up w*nkers lol

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Wednesday 17th August 2005
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I said:
You lot are terminally mad......


then pigeon came along and said:
Judging by the "quality" of her landings I think my pigeon must drive an orange 69 Charger with the doors welded shut, "01" on the side and a Confederate flag on the roof...



I rest my case.......