A few words of wisdom

[tvrbob]

[bullet]Never test the depth of the water with both feet.[/bullet]
[bullet]You are remembered only by your mistakes, be sure to always blame someone else.[/bullet]
[bullet]Remember, no one is listening until you fart.[/bullet]
[bullet]If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.[/bullet]
[bullet]Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.[/bullet]
[bullet]If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.[/bullet]
[bullet]Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreens.[/bullet]
[bullet]Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.[/bullet]
[bullet]Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.[/bullet]
[bullet]A closed mouth gathers no feet.[/bullet]
[bullet]There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works.[/bullet]
[bullet]Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.[/bullet]
[bullet]Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.[/bullet]
[bullet]Remember not to forget that which you do not need to know.[/bullet]

[UKBob]

[titiany]

tvrbob said:

Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreens.

I like that one

>> Edited by titiany on Monday 15th August 12:18

[JonRB]

titiany said:

tvrbob said: Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreens. I like that one

The other version I heard of that is "some days you're the pigeon, others you're the statue".

[Einion Yrth]

JonRB said:

titiany said: tvrbob said: Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreens. I like that one The other version I heard of that is "some days you're the pigeon, others you're the statue".

Some days we are the flies, other days we are the foreskin.