Britney to give birth live on TV?!
Britney to give birth live on TV?!
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Lois

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14,706 posts

281 months

Friday 12th August 2005
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[b]Britney to drop sprog on live TV? [/b]


Britney Spears' squeeze Kevin Federline wants the highly-talented chanteuse to drop her sprog on live TV, a breathless Yahoo! reports. Britney is due to eject her bun in October, and young Kev reckons - in the wake of the couple's recent ratings flop Chaotic - that the sight of the pop sensation, legs akimbo, grunting her Hollywood rugrat into the world might prove an audience-puller.

Britney is, lamentably, not so keen - not because it's about as low as you can go in terms of self-publicity - but because she's worried about how she might look on camera. A "friend" said: "Britney feels that when a woman gives birth, she's certainly not looking her best, and she doesn't want to have to worry about how she looks in front of the camera when she should be concentrating on birthing a healthy baby."

Good for you girl. But then again, Britney's pal concludes: "Britney has agreed to allow Kevin to tape the big moment with their personal video camera, and depending on the outcome and just how difficult a time she has, she says she might reconsider and allow it to air after the fact

minimax

11,985 posts

285 months

Friday 12th August 2005
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what a bint

edit: britney that is!

I suppose I should add that I don't think much of 'fedders' either

>> Edited by minimax on Friday 12th August 19:32

Lois

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14,706 posts

281 months

Friday 12th August 2005
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I can't see it happening. She's far to "precious" for that and it'll ruin her "virginal" reputaion! haha!

minimax

11,985 posts

285 months

Friday 12th August 2005
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but if her career is dropping and fedders' was nowhere to begin with then do you think they'll be tempted? I think it will be hard for them to resist.

Ferg

15,242 posts

286 months

Friday 12th August 2005
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anonymous said:
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So we wait 18 months for the acrimonious divorce and for him to sell the tape to Fox News.....


PS Are you putting in a quote for the Midwifery Lois??

monkeyhanger

9,267 posts

271 months

Friday 12th August 2005
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Ferg said:

anonymous said:
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So we wait 18 months for the acrimonious divorce and for him to sell the tape to Fox News.....



I suspect it won't be the only post-divorce tape to be made public

AlexH

2,505 posts

313 months

Friday 12th August 2005
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While I think alot of blokes would love to see Britney naked from the waist down, legs akimbo, I don't think these were the circumstances they had in mind!

Cyberhuss

1,940 posts

275 months

Friday 12th August 2005
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anonymous said:
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You see Britney on the far left.. argh! not on TV please..

I do know she is pregnant atm but even before she was she was turning into a minger..

She used to look like the girl on the far right..

At least her sister (in yellow) is turning out to be a stunner

Lois

Original Poster:

14,706 posts

281 months

Friday 12th August 2005
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Ferg said:
PS Are you putting in a quote for the Midwifery Lois??


haha! I'd love to do independent midwifery...now, £2500 for standard care, extra £3000 cos no doubt being a "star" she's want more attention...then tripple that because she can afford it.

That makes £16,500 so that makes roughly $30k Hum suits me

Ferg

15,242 posts

286 months

Friday 12th August 2005
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anonymous said:
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Shall I send you an application form for
"Ferg's Celebrity Birthing Agency - Midwifery Department"
I feel good business coming on with those rates....

scared but happy

24,147 posts

258 months

Friday 12th August 2005
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'Hit me baby one more time' to get it breathing

mcflurry

9,189 posts

282 months

Friday 12th August 2005
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Cyberhuss said:

I do know she is pregnant atm but even before she was she was turning into a minger..

She used to look like the girl on the far right..

At least her sister (in yellow) is turning out to be a stunner



However a Britney is worth $10million dollars I think I would forgive her

ErnestM

11,621 posts

296 months

Friday 12th August 2005
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Some of you may or may not know that my sister is an RN at a hospital here in Florida (Destin area). What you may not know is she also works in Obstetrics and that her hospital was the "emergency room" that Britney and Kev () went to when they had the small emergency 30 days or so ago...

...Checking the charts the morning after the "incident" my sister inquired as to why no standard drug test was given to the patient (Hospital policy when the patient doesn't have an attending physician. Just to make sure that there are no mitigating circumstances).

"Don't you know who that was?" was the response she got...

...My sister said "I don't care who it is. Policy is policy..."

The hospital administrators jumped in and ruled against the drug test.

According to my sister she was glad to see them leave as it was a disruption (she put it more colourfully with "self absorbed" and "trailer trash" as some of the adjectives)


ErnestM

Lois

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281 months

Friday 12th August 2005
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haha! So she could be riddled with stuff then...nice. Don't see why she wasn't given the test if it's "policy"!

theexcession

11,669 posts

279 months

Friday 12th August 2005
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ErnestM said:

ErnestM

Nice to know these people live in the real world too!

ErnestM

11,621 posts

296 months

Friday 12th August 2005
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anonymous said:
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Policy became "politics" when the administrators got involved. I think the exact words used when they spoke to my sister were:

"Stop trying to stir up st. Let's just get them out of here as soon as possible..." (in a wink, wink, nod, nod sort of way)

To which my sister responded... "Chicken..."


ErnestM

Lois

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281 months

Friday 12th August 2005
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haha your sister sounds as cool as you!!

So is this "emergency" confidential or public?

ErnestM

11,621 posts

296 months

Friday 12th August 2005
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www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/63308
Lois, my sister works at Ft Walton Beach MC...

ErnestM

Edited to add: ...and my little sister is a much tougher cookie than I am. She's married to an ex-army first sargeant but SHE wears the pants

>> Edited by ErnestM on Friday 12th August 20:57

mawds

825 posts

269 months

Friday 12th August 2005
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The words "moral" and "redundancy" spring to mind

Also...

ErnestM said:

She's married to an ex-army first sergeant but SHE wears the pants



I've heard about these army types; apparently it's just a comfort thing...

>> Edited by mawds on Friday 12th August 22:35

GingerNinja

3,989 posts

287 months

Saturday 13th August 2005
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ErnestM said:
Some of you may or may not know that my sister is an RN at a hospital here in Florida (Destin area). What you may not know is she also works in Obstetrics and that her hospital was the "emergency room" that Britney and Kev () went to when they had the small emergency 30 days or so ago...

...Checking the charts the morning after the "incident" my sister inquired as to why no standard drug test was given to the patient (Hospital policy when the patient doesn't have an attending physician. Just to make sure that there are no mitigating circumstances).

"Don't you know who that was?" was the response she got...

...My sister said "I don't care who it is. Policy is policy..."

The hospital administrators jumped in and ruled against the drug test.

According to my sister she was glad to see them leave as it was a disruption (she put it more colourfully with "self absorbed" and "trailer trash" as some of the adjectives)


ErnestM



Oooh, was down Destin way last October, shortly after the hurricane had blown through....

....was out for a wedding on the beach - quite magnificent - love that white sand.