Need a login for the missus

[jimothy]

The g/f fancies joining in the fun, mainly so she knows what the hell I'm blithering on about when I mention winged horses, women farting in bed and the like.
So she needs a login name.
She's blonde, Zimbabwean, a bit dappy, loves TVR's and Aston's.

Suggestions please.

Pint to the winner, WHoCT to the loser.



[small]Mind you, I think she's only wanting to come on here to have an excuse to come to BTAP and pull a bloke with a DB9...:irked:[/small]

[m1spw]

mrs.jimothy?

Or "i like ASS....tons"?

>> Edited by m1spw on Friday 12th August 14:31

[MKGriff]

ZimTAst!

Did you see what I did there?

Not insperashionalll, but I am slightly pi$$ed!

[jimothy]

m1spw said:

mrs.jimothy?

mrs?

[m1spw]

jimothy said:

m1spw said: mrs.jimothy? mrs?

Sign her up with that - it'll freak her out (well, it did you!)

[mybrainhurts]

dappyblondeZimbabwean..........




dapps would do......probably

[Chim_Knee]

Bwana?

[planetdave]

Zimblondy?

seriously - if it aint prefixed by 'planet' I'm out of my depth

[mybrainhurts]

Chim_Knee said:

anonymous said: [redacted] I wish I could be indignant... but you've got a point.

Don't worry about his todger...it ain't no weapon

[jimothy]

m1spw said:

i like ASS

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Calling Vixpy1, OXO tower comment needed...

[mechsympathy]

jimothy said:

m1spw said: mrs.jimothy? mrs?

Well if you're going to be all modern about it, how about "ms jimothy"?



TVR slag has been taken, how about Aston slag?

[jimothy]

Well my best mate has the logon of 'Big Rons Bitch'. If my missus had Gay Don as well, people might get the wrong idea...

[MKGriff]

Are you sure that you want to introduce her to this rabble? Have you thought about the 6 page thread that would follow "Hi, new woman member, just saying hi"?

make sure that her profile has a photo

[jimothy]

MKGriff said:

make sure that her profile has a photo

Good point. How about the one that one of my mates confused with a picture of Kylie...

[TangoAlpha]

If a dappy blonde = bimbo, then surely a dappy blonde from Zimbabwe = Zimbo?

[Trooper2]

Since "craploginname' is taken how about "neededaloginname"?

I'll get my coat as well.

[GingerNinja]

TangoAlpha said:

If a dappy blonde = bimbo, then surely a dappy blonde from Zimbabwe = Zimbo?

Or a Bimbozi?

[cotty]

jimothy said:

The g/f fancies joining in the fun, mainly so she knows what the hell I'm blithering on about when I mention winged horses, women farting in bed and the like. So she needs a login name. She's blonde, Zimbabwean, a bit dappy, loves TVR's and Aston's. Suggestions please. Pint to the winner, WHoCT to the loser.

What about Tamora as a login name