Now, I've seen everything
Now, I've seen everything
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Raify

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6,556 posts

277 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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No, not a man eating his own head.

On local south east news, the 'and finally' story was:

A man (conceptual artist / tw@t [small]delete as appropriate[/small]) is attempting to cartwheel from Brighton beach, 57 miles to London.

He's doing this in order to highlight the distressing problem of people removing stones from the beach! Won't someone think of the pebbles!!!

Oh, and he's got sticks of Brighton rock sellotaped to his face.

And tights filled with pebbles tied to his ankles.

And he can't cartwheel. It took him an hour to reach the Royal Pavillion (1 mile)

:rofl: :rofl:

pulsatingstar

1,719 posts

277 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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Is this the same idiot that vandalised the cars and called it art?

GezzSideways

802 posts

256 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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Hmmm.... I think the word i'm looking for is, f**kmuppet?
I say paintball guns at the ready people, we have a moving target.
....where did he get the pebbles from?

pombstard

7,875 posts

271 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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There's a spoof documentary on out here at the moment, all about finding the Australian of the Year - one of the characters is attempting to roll from Perth to Adelaide (or something) for charidee - but that's a spoof. This bloke is really going to do this? Has no-one started filming the idiot to make lots of cash out of him later?? That should knacker the "art" part

chrisgr31

14,276 posts

284 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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Raify said:
And he can't cartwheel. It took him an hour to reach the Royal Pavillion (1 mile)



I saw that too. Was quite ridiculous!

love machine

7,609 posts

264 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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Art is a personal thing and if the artist says it's art, it probably is..............shit.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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love machine said:
Art is a personal thing and if the artist says it's shit, it probably is..............


Too right, Bruce.....

parrot of doom

23,075 posts

263 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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pulsatingstar said:
Is this the same idiot that vandalised the cars and called it art?


But he didn't, that was fake.

tinman0

18,231 posts

269 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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parrot of doom said:

pulsatingstar said:
Is this the same idiot that vandalised the cars and called it art?



But he didn't, that was fake.


only when the police had a word with him.

i still think he did it. he came out with all this rhetoric about car owners and the evil of cars, and afterwards he came out fully understanding the concept of hard work and rewards and the rights of property owners.