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Classic telly.
www.angelfire.com/ok/marywhitehouse/mkahn.html
unofficial MWE said:
While studying criminal law, I think I found the answer to M khan being bent:-
DPP v Camplin [1978] A.C. 705 (House of Lords)
Lord Diplock:
"Camplin, who was 15 years of age, killed a middle-aged Pakistani, Mohammed Lal Khan, by splitting his skull with a chapati pan...At the time the two of them were alone together in Khan's flat...According to the story that he had told...Khan had buggered him in spite of his resistance and had then laughed at him. Whereupon Camplin had lost his self-control and attacked Khan fatally with the chapati pan..."
Not so much M Khan is still bent, as M Khan is dead, methinks.
puggit said:
www.angelfire.com/ok/marywhitehouse/mkahn.html
unofficial MWE said:
While studying criminal law, I think I found the answer to M khan being bent:-
DPP v Camplin [1978] A.C. 705 (House of Lords)
Lord Diplock:
"Camplin, who was 15 years of age, killed a middle-aged Pakistani, Mohammed Lal Khan, by splitting his skull with a chapati pan...At the time the two of them were alone together in Khan's flat...According to the story that he had told...Khan had buggered him in spite of his resistance and had then laughed at him. Whereupon Camplin had lost his self-control and attacked Khan fatally with the chapati pan..."
Not so much M Khan is still bent, as M Khan is dead, methinks.
See that person using google with one blind finger and no eyes?
I am aware of such deformity.
That's you that is.
M Kahn is bent said:
'M. KAHN IS BENT' was, until recently, painted in very large white letters on a railway bridge that crosses the North Circular road in London between Crouch End and East Finchley (Just by the gasworks).
It had been there for over ten years, unmissable by every single car travelling in a westward directionon the North Circular, which, bearing in mind that approximately 300,000 cars containing an average of 2.7 people pass under that bridge every day, would indicate that, over the course of time, the fact of M. Kahn's bent-ness may have been impressed on 2,956,500,000 people, or round about five times the population of Europe.
This kind of majority opinion must have made it very difficult for M. Kahn to dispute.
Many things, however, remain unexplained. Considering the scale of the insult, why did the man who painted it choose to use the polite form 'M. Kahn' - as if he was writing a letter to his bank manager? Perhaps he didn't know Mr Kahn's first name (Micheal? Monty?), in which case he can't have known him very well - in which case it seems a bit much to go and paint definitive statements about his sexual orientation ten feet high on the North Circular.
And perhaps even more intriguing, why was M.Kahn himself (Morris? Matt?), no doubt a resident of the Funchley area and well able to contact the local borough council, content to leave the message there for over a decade? Is it possible that he wrote it himself? Which would suggest that the graffiti was not in fact an insult, but the biggest sex-advert in the world. Perhaps we'll never know.
Whatever it was that persuaded the council finally to paint over 'M. KAHN IS BENT', The Mary Whitehouse Experience is prepared to offer a large sum of money to any person or persons prepared to go back to the bridge, under cover of darkness, and paint on it the words 'M. KAHN IS STILL BENT'
As an act 'history today' was a one of.
the chilled out painter
not as popular.
but for me,
far better was 'Ray' whose inability to communicate in anything less, than total irony, even at the deathbed of his Father
'oh boo hoo, and i had so much more to talk about, now your dead'
Priceless
the chilled out painter
not as popular.
but for me,
far better was 'Ray' whose inability to communicate in anything less, than total irony, even at the deathbed of his Father
'oh boo hoo, and i had so much more to talk about, now your dead'
Priceless
rich 36 said:
far better was 'Ray' whose inability to communicate in anything less, than total irony, even at the deathbed of his Father
'oh boo hoo, and i had so much more to talk about, now your dead'
Priceless
Ah yes, him. The only time he wasn't sarcastic was when he woke up one day and discovered he could speak fluent Flemish, but eventually he was speaking Flemish with a sarcastic tone.
Jarvis was just brilliant.
Ah yes, him. The only time he wasn't sarcastic was when he woke up one day and discovered he could speak fluent Flemish, but eventually he was speaking Flemish with a sarcastic tone.
I remember that now you've jogged the memory
'Ohhhh-Wowww, that is to funny, my sides are splitting'
'no really'
I remember that now you've jogged the memory
'Ohhhh-Wowww, that is to funny, my sides are splitting'
'no really'
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