Look at the lovely sign......

[parrot of doom]

....that our helpful police put up...

[pic]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.jeffs4/car%20stuff/DSC00227.JPG[/pic]

....in the services on the M6 Toll.

[FourWheelDrift]

Someone should add "but going slow takes longer"

[Prof Beard]

Looks like they employed real advertising professionals there!

Prof Beard

[andy mac]

It "may" not, so theres a chance it will?? I like those odds!

[groucho]

Notice the mood of doubt in that statement? But there again it might.

[andy mac]

So at what point did the law of Physics change?

[monkeyhanger]

Anyone fancy wandering along with a can of Dupli Colour and adding...

"yes it will you fecking half-wit"

>> Edited by monkeyhanger on Tuesday 2nd August 17:34

[rooster]

they're just warning you to expect queues in the cafe

[AlexH]

FourWheelDrift said:

Someone should add "but going slow takes longer"

Or "but it will fill our coffers"

[wiggy001]

They're talking about heaven!

Speeding may not get you there [to heaven] any quicker... but eating our sandwiches will!

[planetdave]

wiggy001 said:

They're talking about heaven! Speeding may not get you there [to heaven] any quicker... but eating our sandwiches will!

Police sandwiches?

Dont you mean marmalade butties?

I thort they had a contract with the WI for cake now

[scared but happy]

[KITT]

I was appalled when I went to Castle Combe a few weeks ago as the local scamera pratnership have an advert on Quarry corner

[Cyberhuss]

scared but happy said:

[Thom]

This is the most stupid thing I have ever read.
I guess people who come up with such blatantly idiotic statements do not know how to spell Maths or Physics.

>> Edited by Thom on Tuesday 2nd August 20:36

[MilnerR]

Don't know what all the fuss is about.... I'll admit the album title isn't very snappy but if its anywhere near as good as Reggatta De Blanc I'll be happy.....

[rich 36]

on the plus side they got the words to fit within the sign.

[Lois]

How about
"Numpty driving wont get you, or anyone else there quicker"

[shirepro]

Sign at Heathrow on the approachh road today

" Stop if directed: Metropolitan Police"

Too bloody true I'll stop. My car would look awful full of bullet holes.

[apache]

speed cameras kill