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While lying in bed watching some film pondering about whatever, the chavs next door were having a conversation (once again all windows and doors open so you had to hear it whether you wanted to or not :rolleyes:)
The gist was that the two younger chavs and two mates were discussing the recent letters from my solicitor and the fact they need to keep the noise down. Apparently they were bitching that they had "never made no f:censored:king noise" and "that c:censored:t next door (:hehe:)" was making it "all the f:censored:k up" and if he saw me outside my house he would "slap me the f:censored:k around"
So I thought it was time for a stroll outside :)
Out I went into the back garden and started walking toward the wall - All four of them looked uneasily at each other and walked back into the house.... :hehe:
Classic chav - canna beat it! Im going to miss living here in those respects :rofl:
The gist was that the two younger chavs and two mates were discussing the recent letters from my solicitor and the fact they need to keep the noise down. Apparently they were bitching that they had "never made no f:censored:king noise" and "that c:censored:t next door (:hehe:)" was making it "all the f:censored:k up" and if he saw me outside my house he would "slap me the f:censored:k around"
So I thought it was time for a stroll outside :)
Out I went into the back garden and started walking toward the wall - All four of them looked uneasily at each other and walked back into the house.... :hehe:
Classic chav - canna beat it! Im going to miss living here in those respects :rofl:
gh0st said:
Walking through town today and a chav bird lets go after noticing chav kids gone a wondering(Shouts real Bianca style).
LEE ...LEE EEEE COME ERE YA LITTLE SAWD!!
Is it just me or do chavs sound like stationary gypsies??!
All this chav pressure cant be doing your Nos moking any good.
G TOLD EWE TOO: 
ING SPECTACLE OF YOURSELF' 
You can't beat a bit of foul mouthed maternal care to produce a real quality chav.
In my home town they've had to stop an under 18s disco (in one of the local hell holes... sorry night clubs) because of all the little scallies getting pissed and starting fights
The funny thing is that these kids are used to being able to talk to adults any way they want because: "you can't do nuffin to me" Unfortunatly this logic doesn't work with 18 stone quarry workers after about 10 pints The chavs are always shocked when a big strapping bloke knocks most of their teeth out for calling him a fat bastard You'd be amazed how rapidly they learn to keep their mouths shut....
In my home town they've had to stop an under 18s disco (in one of the local hell holes... sorry night clubs) because of all the little scallies getting pissed and starting fights
The funny thing is that these kids are used to being able to talk to adults any way they want because: "you can't do nuffin to me" Unfortunatly this logic doesn't work with 18 stone quarry workers after about 10 pints The chavs are always shocked when a big strapping bloke knocks most of their teeth out for calling him a fat bastard You'd be amazed how rapidly they learn to keep their mouths shut....
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