Slogan on rear of sceptic tank lorry.........

[iandbeech]

....made me laugh!

It had a big winking "smiley" with the words "you make it, we take it" round the outside! :hehe:

Made me remember that TV Aerial installation classic - "satisfaction guaranteed with every erection"! :hehe:

Have you seen any others?

[JonRB]

And there I was thinking this was going to be a thread about American trucks.

[SlidingSideways]

"Had enough of cowboys? Get the indians in - Patel & Son, Builders"

On the side of a transit.

[Incorrigible]

On a builders van, with an asian father and son inside

Had enough of the cowboys ? call in the indians

Inspired

>> bugger, a second too late

>> Edited by Incorrigible on Thursday 28th July 12:12

[a2z]

Back of a van in York for a watersports company.

"Happiness is a Wet Beaver"

[Trooper2]

ABC Radiator in Burien, Washington:


"Best place in town to take a leak".

[SlidingSideways]

Incorrigible said:

On a builders van, with an asian father and son inside Had enough of the cowboys ? call in the indians Inspired >> bugger, a second too late >> Edited by Incorrigible on Thursday 28th July 12:12

Saw it first a few years ago. It does seem to have become widely adopted by a large number of asian run builders these days.

[Einion Yrth]

sceptic tank? What exactly isn't it prepared to accept without proof?

[Davel]

Builder's van near Widnes




'New York, Paris, Amsterdam and mainly Widnes'

[chim_knee]

On a septic tank lorry thing:

"Your business is our business"

[BliarOut]

Scrawled in the muck on a dirty white van:

"Is you lookin at me cos I is black"

[wolves_wanderer]

Someone had written "Also available in white" on the back of a van. The funny part was, the van was actually white, it just looked grey because it was dirty!

[JonRB]

wolves_wanderer said:

Someone had written "Also available in white" on the back of a van. The funny part was, the van was actually white, it just looked grey because it was dirty!

Oh how I laughed at that one the first time I saw it. I think that was some time in the mid 1970's.

[anhamgrimmar]

"passion wagon.....dont laugh, your daughters probably inside."


on a lynx delivery van

[silversun]

I once saw a van with the slogan "Experts in Boring" on the side. Wasn't sure if it was intended to be funny but it was.

[Kinky]

The best one I've ever seen, on a dirty transit .... "I wish my wife was this dirty".

[wolves_wanderer]

Kinky said:

The best one I've ever seen, on a dirty transit .... "I wish my wife was this dirty".

Written underneath: "She is"

[Einion Yrth]

Kinky said:

The best one I've ever seen, on a dirty transit .... "I wish my wife was this dirty".

...and scribbled underneath 'she is mate!'

[SlidingSideways]

Written on the wall of a toilet cubicle, in three deferent sets of handwriting:

"Sex is disgusting"

"No it isn't"

"It is the way I do it!"

[lightningghost]

SlidingSideways said:

Written on the wall of a toilet cubicle, in three deferent sets of handwriting: "Sex is disgusting" "No it isn't" "It is the way I do it!"

Written on another toilet wall:

"Everyone pisses on the floor. Be a hero - sh!t on the ceiling!"

And in a pub toilet:

"We aim to please; you aim too, please!"