Death to all biting flying things
Death to all biting flying things
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Rude-boy

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22,227 posts

262 months

Monday 18th July 2005
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Okay so I spent the whole of yesterday afternoon on the ride on mowing my lawn and the field for the jeep yesterday in my shorts. Just the usual few scratches and sunburn on the top of my legs (yes I know I should have put on a higher factor sun cream)

Then after my shower my right leg started to itch. Just a few bites I thought. Bit more itching this morning but nothing to worry about. Now my right lower leg is twice the size of the left :yikes:

So if any of you see a mozzie, horsefly, or indeed any sort of flying insect please :shoot: it, kill it maim it. It is officially open season. The skin has stretched so much I can feel it. Horrible little flying gits!!!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 18th July 2005
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How does a horse fly...?

Rude-boy

Original Poster:

22,227 posts

262 months

Monday 18th July 2005
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mybrainhurts said:
How does a horse fly...?

Fking big wings

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 18th July 2005
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Do they crap in flight....?

MarkBarton

428 posts

292 months

Monday 18th July 2005
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I dunno, but I've seen a peanut stand, I've heard a rubber band, I saw a needle that winked its eye...

... coat's on, I'm leaving

Got to agree though - got covered in mozzie bites last night.

jimothy

5,151 posts

266 months

Monday 18th July 2005
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During 3 weeks in Africa, I was bitten over 400 times!

cotty

42,226 posts

313 months

Monday 18th July 2005
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Rude-boy said:

mybrainhurts said:
How does a horse fly...?


Fking big wings



The real trick is to get them to stay still long enough to model them in glass.

Seriously though I sleep with a mosquito net over the bed as I leave the windows open when I go to sleep. Really cheap, I got mine from Ikea and I haven’t been bitten since using it, usually they love a bit of ankle but not any more.

There are numerous sprays and creams that you can rub on your legs when walking around

ZR1cliff

17,999 posts

278 months

Monday 18th July 2005
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MarkBarton said:
I dunno, but I've seen a peanut stand, I've heard a rubber band, I saw a needle that winked its eye...

... coat's on, I'm leaving

Got to agree though - got covered in mozzie bites last night.


Have you ever seen a House Fly

CupraR

676 posts

258 months

Monday 18th July 2005
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ZR1cliff said:

MarkBarton said:
I dunno, but I've seen a peanut stand, I've heard a rubber band, I saw a needle that winked its eye...

... coat's on, I'm leaving

Got to agree though - got covered in mozzie bites last night.



Have you ever seen a House Fly
No, but last time I saw a blue bottle fly someone ended up in casualty.

deltafox

3,839 posts

261 months

Monday 18th July 2005
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Next time.........6840-01-284-3982- insect/arthropod repellent.

Repels mosquitoes, biting flies, chiggers,deer flies, fleas, ticks,including deer ticks, and stable flies.
Also repels terrestrial leeches in tropical areas where pest occurs.
Provides 95% protection or greater against mosquitoes for 12 hours or more (under normal use conditions).

Precautionary statements: Hazard to humans warning.
For external use only.
Do not apply to eyes or mouth.
Do not apply to hands of young children.
Do not apply to cuts, wounds or irritated skin.

May damage some synthetic fabrics, plastics, painted or varnished surfaces.
Wont damage cotton, nylon or wool products.

Or you could just wear trousers...

MKGriff

719 posts

310 months

Monday 18th July 2005
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deltafox said:
Next time.........6840-01-284-3982- insect/arthropod repellent.

Repels mosquitoes, biting flies, chiggers,deer flies, fleas, ticks,including deer ticks, and stable flies.
Also repels terrestrial leeches in tropical areas where pest occurs.
Provides 95% protection or greater against mosquitoes for 12 hours or more (under normal use conditions).

Precautionary statements: Hazard to humans warning.
For external use only.
Do not apply to eyes or mouth.
Do not apply to hands of young children.
Do not apply to cuts, wounds or irritated skin.

May damage some synthetic fabrics, plastics, painted or varnished surfaces.
Wont damage cotton, nylon or wool products.

Or you could just wear trousers...


May contain nuts

up-the-dubs

4,282 posts

258 months

Monday 18th July 2005
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Rude-boy said:
It is officially open season.


In the taxi home last night, we drove through a swarm of the buggers. I've never seen flys so big, the splat was hugh. We had to pull over as the wipers (new ones and all) just smeared away the window.

We got about 50 of them for you.

lanciachris

3,357 posts

270 months

Monday 18th July 2005
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Its punishment for you as you have a ride on mower which is far too frivilous when slaves like me have to make do with the gaffer taped hand me down plastic blade hover mower of doom

nightmare

5,279 posts

313 months

Monday 18th July 2005
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you want some of this stuff..

www.ifabric.info

brand new unique product. as effective as DeltaFs lethal checmical and rather nicer to use as it turns up as sarongs, and bandanas etc...apparently completely hypoallergenic and safe

only slight problem seems to be that it's so new you can't bloody get it yet! have contacted them and Boots will be selling soon..... they claim its an insect repelling revolution!

Night

LongQ

13,864 posts

262 months

Monday 18th July 2005
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Rude-boy said:

Then after my shower my right leg started to itch. Just a few bites I thought. Bit more itching this morning but nothing to worry about. Now my right lower leg is twice the size of the left



There are some really nasty little mosquitos around this year. I had 2 bites about 4 weeks ago that produced nasty local swellings that took ages to go - can still see the marks. AND really felt the the thing as the probe wents in - both died at the time I reckon!

Eldest daught had 4 bites and swollen legs for about a week.

Then last week I spent an hour in the evening in shortsb at dusk and got 2 more bites. One on the foot just like the first 2 - large mark but that's about it. One on the back of the knee in the joint spread rapidly, presented the same symptoms as yours and now looks like it is bruising up nicely.

Time for drastic action I think. Anyone know where I can get some DDT?

Zod

35,295 posts

287 months

Monday 18th July 2005
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As we were being shown around our room on arrival at our hotel on St Lucia a couple of years ago, the manager extolled the virtues of being able to sleep in the open air. The "room" was a biggish chalet on stilts on the hillside with wooden louvres all roudn instead of walls. When I asked whether sleeping with the louvres open wouldn't expose us to mosquitoes, he said that the yellow bulbs in the room were specially designed to repel mosquitoes, so we shouldn't worry.

I had 36 bites the next morning. I just kept discovering new itches throughout the day. The only relief came when I was in the water, so I went for three dives that day.

From then on, we slept with a mosquito net. The little buggers were so voracious that we would find tens of them dead on the net each morning where they had tried to reach us through the net and become stuck.

It's a fantastic hotel though with great food and a brilliant bunch of diving guys. Just don't listen to the manager on the subject of mosquitoes.

www.ansechastanet.com

love machine

7,609 posts

264 months

Monday 18th July 2005
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Not hogweed is it? I had massive blisters come up on my left leg after literally touching it having had some scratches on the leg anyway, I thought it was from when I was welding the other day (in shorts). The blisters have popped and now I have holes in my leg which are literally raw meat! I'd never realised it but hogweed and broken skin is an absolutely horrendous combination.

Your body does react to it violently.

rsvmilly

11,288 posts

270 months

Monday 18th July 2005
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deltafox said:
Next time.........6840-01-284-3982- insect/arthropod repellent.

Repels mosquitoes, biting flies, chiggers,deer flies, fleas, ticks,including deer ticks, and stable flies.
Also repels terrestrial leeches in tropical areas where pest occurs.
Provides 95% protection or greater against mosquitoes for 12 hours or more (under normal use conditions).

Precautionary statements: Hazard to humans warning.
For external use only.
Do not apply to eyes or mouth.
Do not apply to hands of young children.
Do not apply to cuts, wounds or irritated skin.

May damage some synthetic fabrics, plastics, painted or varnished surfaces.
Wont damage cotton, nylon or wool products.

Or you could just wear trousers...
Deet; lovely stuff. Melted my rucksack!

Can only be used for a limited period of time.


The OP should count himself lucky he didn't come across one of these babies

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2002/10/1025_021025_GiantHornets.html

lightningghost

4,943 posts

278 months

Monday 18th July 2005
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midges and wasps = scum of the earth.