THERE IS A CHILD IN MY HOUSE!!!!!
THERE IS A CHILD IN MY HOUSE!!!!!
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gh0st

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4,693 posts

287 months

Thursday 14th July 2005
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My lodger has been away in beijing since I have been in Rhodes and since I have got back. He said he was going to bring a couple of people back for the week to stay in the shared house where we live - no problem.

I go out to get some rainbow trout, come back and there he is, with his wife and [big][b]CHILD!!!![small][/b]

I HATE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!! :mad:

If this keeps happening every time I go out to buy rainbow trout, I am going to have to find a different type of fish to like...

mxdi

13,994 posts

278 months

Thursday 14th July 2005
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Buy a live Piranah next time and ask the kiddie to feed it?

btw
I am not being serious, I love kiddies, honest

>> Edited by mxdi on Thursday 14th July 19:27

hustlebabe

790 posts

255 months

Thursday 14th July 2005
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Blimmey, that was quick work of him.
Goes to China, gets a wife and has a sprog
Amazing short gestation period they have over there
Must be all of 10 days

woodies92

16,723 posts

255 months

Thursday 14th July 2005
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Now thats not a nice thing to say children can be great at times. You were a child once imagine what you'd feel like if you were hated so much and thrown out onto the street. I'm sure you can cope for such a short amount of time

cotty

42,226 posts

313 months

Thursday 14th July 2005
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If that how you feel about kids I would be worried if he really means one week and not a couple of months

hustlebabe

790 posts

255 months

Thursday 14th July 2005
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BUT if it is the lodgers' wife and child it aint going to be easy asking when the wife and child intend to go.....

Mannginger

10,263 posts

286 months

Thursday 14th July 2005
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gh0st said:
There is a child in my house!!!!!




I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit....it's the only way to be sure...



Phil

anhamgrimmar

1,025 posts

260 months

Thursday 14th July 2005
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hustlebabe said:
BUT if it is the lodgers' wife and child it aint going to be easy asking when the wife and child intend to go.....




erm. sure it is.

you! when are you leaving!()

alternatively, surely you could come to some sort of arrangement?

>> Edited by anhamgrimmar on Thursday 14th July 21:42

shirepro

11,838 posts

264 months

Thursday 14th July 2005
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Forget terrorists for the moment. Unite agianst the common enemy...kids.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Thursday 14th July 2005
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Stick the sprog in the freezer and tell him to shout when dad unplugs it......

gh0st

Original Poster:

4,693 posts

287 months

Thursday 14th July 2005
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anhamgrimmar said:

hustlebabe said:
BUT if it is the lodgers' wife and child it aint going to be easy asking when the wife and child intend to go.....





erm. sure it is.

you! when are you leaving!()

alternatively, surely you could come to some sort of arrangement?

>> Edited by anhamgrimmar on Thursday 14th July 21:42


I leave at the first week of september so i aint worried

Im sure its only for a week - they are all sleeping inthe same room - there is a spare room with a sofa bed in it

Recieved the thingy in the post today by the way mate - dont know WTF happened to the other one!! Cheers

hustlebabe

790 posts

255 months

Thursday 14th July 2005
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Put the guinea pigs on the sofa bed the spare room p.d.q.

If he goes away again fk knows what he will bring back next.....a harem ???

anhamgrimmar

1,025 posts

260 months

Thursday 14th July 2005
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hustlebabe said:

Put the guinea pigs on the sofa bed the spare room p.d.q.

If he goes away again fk knows what he will bring back next.....a harem ???



hmmmmm a whole harem....and they all owe rent?.........:wheresthepimpsmiley?:

[pic]http://forums.ffinsider.net/images/smilies/pimp.gif[pic]

oop! there it is

>> Edited by anhamgrimmar on Thursday 14th July 23:32

gh0st

Original Poster:

4,693 posts

287 months

Thursday 14th July 2005
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Or pimp out the guinea pigs.

Although that would require a Guinea Pimp.

hehe

weep

zetec

5,198 posts

280 months

Thursday 14th July 2005
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What is the problem?????

You were one once.

Perhaps your hatred of kids comes from the fact you were hated as a child?? Children exist, you were once a child. Move to a monastary, that way you will be child free. If not then you have to be prepared to accept what a normal life produces

hustlebabe

790 posts

255 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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Sorry gh0st, seem to have caused more trouble on this thread

anhamgrimmar

1,025 posts

260 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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gh0st said:
Or pimp out the guinea pigs.

Although that would require a Guinea Pimp.

hehe

weep



finish your pint, get your coat, and get out. that was terrible...

vrooom

3,763 posts

296 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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Give the child bag of crisp. and let the child go near the genuina pig... weeep weeep. would sure piss off the parent of the child :P

philthy

4,697 posts

269 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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Mannginger said:
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit....it's the only way to be sure...




......cracked me up

Phil

gh0st

Original Poster:

4,693 posts

287 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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zetec said:
What is the problem?????

You were one once.

Perhaps your hatred of kids comes from the fact you were hated as a child?? Children exist, you were once a child. Move to a monastary, that way you will be child free. If not then you have to be prepared to accept what a normal life produces


Ah someone from the PH Pedant sqaud! Never takes too long these days does it... I hate children in my house, I didnt say I wanted them exterminated or that they should be banned from public places did I.... and I was not hated as a child either - apart from a brief period at school I quite enjoyed my childhood cheers

Please go back to the table over there with the spelling police, the grammer hitsquad and the emotional argument team - they will be more receptive

cheers

Gh0st