What was the best thing before....

[up-the-dubs]

Sliced bread?

And what did people go back to before the drawing board was invented?

And whens the last time anyone saw a baby seagull? Where are they all kept?

Curiouser and curiouser.

[voyds9]

Why is there only one monopolies commission

[Einion Yrth]

Why is dyslexia so difficult to spell?

[wedg1e]

Why is the word 'Abbreviation' so long?

Is there a synonym for 'synonym'?

[rooster]

up-the-dubs said:

And whens the last time anyone saw a baby seagull?

and baby pidgeons, where are they?

[chim_knee]

rooster said:

up-the-dubs said: And whens the last time anyone saw a baby seagull? and baby pidgeons, where are they?

Tch, at the pidgeon creche, obviously!




>> Edited by chim_knee on Tuesday 12th July 08:25

[rooster]

chim_knee said:

rooster said: up-the-dubs said: And whens the last time anyone saw a baby seagull? and baby pidgeons, where are they? Tch, at the pidgeon creche, obviously! >> Edited by chim_knee on Tuesday 12th July 08:25

erm and just where are they then?

[nervous]

well, der . next to the pigeon primary school. theyre joined such that the learning transition is as seamless as possible.

[chim_knee]

nervous said:

well, der . next to the pigeon primary school. theyre joined such that the learning transition is as seamless as possible.

Nervy, help me out here - I'm trying to work in the use of "cooo"? Any ideas?

Best I could come up with is cooo-ed schools... but that's rubbish.

[chim_knee]

rooster said:

erm and just where are they then?

Was that a grumpy reply or have I mis-read it?

[nervous]

chim_knee said:

nervous said: well, der . next to the pigeon primary school. theyre joined such that the learning transition is as seamless as possible. Nervy, help me out here - I'm trying to work in the use of "cooo"? Any ideas? Best I could come up with is cooo-ed schools... but that's rubbish.

i know. i struggled too. i tried 'ooo, arent they coo-te' then deleted it. then i tried 'i dunno, but theyre all coo-ing up to get on the register', and deleted it. then i thought i was onto something with the words 'coo-tastrophe' and 'coo-ling off period', but then i realised they were shocking also. so then i went for the above drivel. but im still hopeful for something using the phrase 'coo-chee-coo', 'coo-nerning the market', and in a slightly ruder context 'dont get in a flap' and 'bird-seed'.

im sorry if this ruffles any feathers.

[lilrallydriver]

[nervous]

wotcha lilly hope you and AT are well

[rooster]

nervous said:

chim_knee said: nervous said: well, der . next to the pigeon primary school. theyre joined such that the learning transition is as seamless as possible. Nervy, help me out here - I'm trying to work in the use of "cooo"? Any ideas? Best I could come up with is cooo-ed schools... but that's rubbish. i know. i struggled too. i tried 'ooo, arent they coo-te' then deleted it. then i tried 'i dunno, but theyre all coo-ing up to get on the register', and deleted it. then i thought i was onto something with the words 'coo-tastrophe' and 'coo-ling off period', but then i realised they were shocking also. so then i went for the above drivel. but im still hopeful for something using the phrase 'coo-chee-coo', 'coo-nerning the market', and in a slightly ruder context 'dont get in a flap' and 'bird-seed'. im sorry if this ruffles any feathers.

and its only 9am!

[justayellowbadge]

The best thing before sliced bread?
Bread.

[lilrallydriver]

nervous said:

wotcha lilly hope you and AT are well

Wotchaaaaaa Nervy, mentallist We're very well thanks hun You?

[pdV6]

rooster said:

up-the-dubs said: And whens the last time anyone saw a baby seagull? and baby pidgeons, where are they?

Had one up our cherry tree last year. Made a terrible mess of the lawn...

[dick dastardly]

I don't like Doctors calling what they do Practice

[kerfuffle]

I can't work out why everyone sniggers nowadays when I say I fancy a weekend's camping in Hampstead or a nice cottaging holiday in norfolk

[pdV6]

dick dastardly said:

I don't like Doctors calling what they do Practice

Or the large sign at the airport: "Terminal"?