The "Average" PHer...

[Dibble]

Following on from the "Where do you live?" and "Just how gorgeous are you?" ( ;) ) threads, I was thinking (briefly) what the average PHer was like.

Off the top of my head, I [i]think[/i] he's:

A straight white bloke, aged 32.

5'11" tall, and could do to lose half a stone. Wears glasses, but clean shaven.

Got a long term partner, and one young child.

Got two cats and a dog.

Living south of Birmingham, but north and/or west of London.

Driving a German car.

Employed in a legal financial IT field...

Going on holiday abroad at least once a year, usually in Italy or South East Asia. Often skis/boards in the Alps in winter.

Owns, or has access to, a PC and internet connection (obviously I'm 100% right with this one...)

Got three points on his driving license - for 32 in a 30, from a camera van.

[scruffy]

You trolling?

[lilrallydriver]

erm....

[cliffe_mafia]

I've got to disagree on the height - 5'11

It seems like most posters are or pretend to be well over 6' - especially on the runin with a chav threads!


Cliffe (Six foot 9!)

[Lois]

Apart from having internet I'm definately not average...great

[jacobyte]

A straight white bloke, aged 32.
1/1 (Close: 31)

5'11" tall, and could do to lose half a stone. Wears glasses, but clean shaven.
1/4: Clean shaven

Got a long term partner, and one young child.
1/2

Got two cats and a dog.
1/2

Living south of Birmingham, but north and/or west of London.
0/1

Driving a German car.
0/1

Employed in a legal financial IT field...
1/1

Going on holiday abroad at least once a year, usually in Italy or South East Asia. Often skis/boards in the Alps in winter.
2/3

Owns, or has access to, a PC and internet connection (obviously I'm 100% right with this one...)
1/1

Got three points on his driving license - for 32 in a 30, from a camera van.
0/1

Total: 8/17 = a PH Average Factor of 47%

[rsvmilly]

Surprisingly accurate; about 75%



Edit - Just checked my sums - about 50%. Lucky I don't work with numbers....

Wait a minute, I do!!

>> Edited by rsvmilly on Thursday 7th July 15:14

[Dibble]

scruffy said:

You trolling?

Not at all - just idle speculation on my part.

I don't read any of the car-specific threads, and could be wrong on every other count (except the pC/internet one, obviously!).

Just a bit of fun, not a definitive anthropological study!

[neil.b]

Dibble said:

Following on from the "Where do you live?" and "Just how gorgeous are you?" ( ) threads, I was thinking (briefly) what the average PHer was like. Off the top of my head, I think he's: A straight white bloke, aged 32. 5'11" tall, and could do to lose half a stone. Wears glasses, but clean shaven. Got a long term partner, and one young child. Got two cats and a dog. Living south of Birmingham, but north and/or west of London. Driving a German car. Employed in a legal financial IT field... Going on holiday abroad at least once a year, usually in Italy or South East Asia. Often skis/boards in the Alps in winter. Owns, or has access to, a PC and internet connection (obviously I'm 100% right with this one...) Got three points on his driving license - for 32 in a 30, from a camera van.

That's actually quite scary. You scary, scary man.

Just to go through the list;

Yes, 35.

6 foot, make it a stone, hardly ever clean shaven, no glasses.

Yes, child by ex though.

Two cats, no dog.

North of Birmingham.

1 German, 1 English and 1 Japanese.

IT-ish.

Italy as much as possible. No skiing or boarding.

Of course.

Yes but it was 36.

[theboyfold]

Following on from the "Where do you live?" and "Just how gorgeous are you?" ( ) threads, I was thinking (briefly) what the average PHer was like.

Off the top of my head, I think he's:

A straight white bloke, aged 32.
0/1 sraight and white, just a few years younger

5'11" tall, and could do to lose half a stone. Wears glasses, but clean shaven.
I'm not clean shaven, not going to give you a point for that 0/2

Got a long term partner, and one young child.
0/3
Got two cats and a dog.
0/4 (Not doing very well!)
Living south of Birmingham, but north and/or west of London.
West of London 1/5

Driving a German car.
French 1/6

Employed in a legal financial IT field...
Sports IT, again, no points 1/7

Going on holiday abroad at least once a year, usually in Italy or South East Asia. Often skis/boards in the Alps in winter.
One holiday a year, I'll help you out and give you a point 2/8

Owns, or has access to, a PC and internet connection (obviously I'm 100% right with this one...)
No brainer 3/9
Got three points on his driving license - for 32 in a 30, from a camera van.
Clean!! 3/10

Guess I'm not average!

[cosmoschick]

Dibble said:

Got a long term partner. Driving a German car. Employed in a legal field. Owns, or has access to, a PC and internet connection (obviously I'm 100% right with this one...) Got three points on his driving license - for 32 in a 30, from a camera van.

Edited to add: Straight, white!

>> Edited by cosmoschick on Thursday 7th July 11:49

[bigandclever]

Dibble said:

Following on from the "Where do you live?" and "Just how gorgeous are you?" ( ) threads, I was thinking (briefly) what the average PHer was like. Off the top of my head, I think he's: A straight white bloke, aged 32. 5'11" tall, and could do to lose half a stone. Wears glasses, but clean shaven. Got a long term partner, and one young child. Got two cats and a dog. Living south of Birmingham, but north and/or west of London. Driving a German car. Employed in a legal financial IT field... Going on holiday abroad at least once a year, usually in Italy or South East Asia. Often skis/boards in the Alps in winter. Owns, or has access to, a PC and internet connection (obviously I'm 100% right with this one...) Got three points on his driving license - for 32 in a 30, from a camera van.

Are you the bloke who's been following me around?

33 actually

6 foot, working on reducing body fat.

Had a long termer, with 2 kids.

Nope, just the dog

Live in North West London (NW1 to be precise)

Alpina B3

Financial IT

Went to Courcheval in January, Rome in April.

Yes, you're right

Ha, you're rubbish - no points!!!

[Zod]

Dibble said:

Following on from the "Where do you live?" and "Just how gorgeous are you?" ( ) threads, I was thinking (briefly) what the average PHer was like. Off the top of my head, I think he's:

Dibble said:

A straight white bloke, aged 32.

yes, yes, yes, 38

Dibble said:

5'11" tall, and could do to lose half a stone. Wears glasses, but clean shaven.

6'2", 13st13lbs (so not overweight), yes, yes

Dibble said:

Got a long term partner, and one young child.

wife, working on the kid thing

Dibble said:

Got two cats and a dog.

no, no

Dibble said:

Living south of Birmingham, but north and/or west of London.

in London itself

Dibble said:

Driving a German car.

see profile

Dibble said:

Employed in a legal financial IT field...

legal, but self-employed

Dibble said:

Going on holiday abroad at least once a year, usually in Italy or South East Asia. Often skis/boards in the Alps in winter.

as often as possible

Dibble said:

Owns, or has access to, a PC and internet connection (obviously I'm 100% right with this one...)

Dibble said:

Got three points on his driving license - for 32 in a 30, from a camera van.

zero, fortunately

[KITT]

Dibble said:

A straight white bloke, aged 32.

Close, but I'm only 25

Dibble said:

5'11" tall, and could do to lose half a stone. Wears glasses, but clean shaven.

6', slim and wear contacts

Dibble said:

Got a long term partner, and one young child.

Nope on both counts

Dibble said:

Got two cats and a dog.

One dog

Dibble said:

Living south of Birmingham, but north and/or west of London.

Little further south and west

Dibble said:

Driving a German car.

Yup

Dibble said:

Employed in a legal financial IT field...

Just IT for me

Dibble said:

Going on holiday abroad at least once a year, usually in Italy or South East Asia. Often skis/boards in the Alps in winter.

Skiiing yes, but can't afford 2 holidays a year!

Dibble said:

Owns, or has access to, a PC and internet connection (obviously I'm 100% right with this one...)

Yup

Dibble said:

Got three points on his driving license - for 32 in a 30, from a camera van

Close, but mine were for 73 in a 50

[406]

Long way off

A straight white bloke, aged 32.

55 actually

5'11" tall, and could do to lose half a stone. Wears glasses, but clean shaven.

5'7" need to loose 2 stone

Got a long term partner, and one young child.

Live on my own and my son is 33

Got two cats and a dog.

NO pets in my house

Living south of Birmingham, but north and/or west of London.

Peterborough so in the middle

Driving a German car.

French - Peugeot

Employed in a legal financial IT field...

IT

Going on holiday abroad at least once a year, usually in Italy or South East Asia. Often skis/boards in the Alps in winter.

4 times actually Malta and Spain

Owns, or has access to, a PC and internet connection (obviously I'm 100% right with this one...)

True

Got three points on his driving license - for 32 in a 30, from a camera van.

No points

[MR2Mike]

A straight white bloke, aged 32.
34

5'11" tall, and could do to lose half a stone. Wears glasses, but clean shaven.
Height about right, need to lose way more than 1/2 stone though. Wear contacts and clean shaven.

Got a long term partner, and one young child.
Married last year, sprog was due on Monday, currently waiting for "that" phone call.

Got two cats and a dog.
Spot on.

Living south of Birmingham, but north and/or west of London.
Plymouth/Devon. Not sure you can generalise on locations really

Driving a German car.
Wife has an Octavia, does that count? I like my Jap Crap though.

Employed in a legal financial IT field...
Embedded software, more an engineering role than IT.


Going on holiday abroad at least once a year, usually in Italy or South East Asia. Often skis/boards in the Alps in winter.
No, virtualy never go on Holiday.


Owns, or has access to, a PC and internet connection (obviously I'm 100% right with this one...)
Good guess


Got three points on his driving license - for 32 in a 30, from a camera van.
Clean at the moment (touch wood), but have had two SP30's in the last 10 years, both from aresy coppers

That must be about 85% I reckon. Are you telepathetic?

[WildCat]

Dibble said:

Following on from the "Where do you live?" and "Just how gorgeous are you?" ( ) threads, I was thinking (briefly) what the average PHer was like. Off the top of my head, I think he's: A straight white bloke, aged 32.

Liebchen Am a "she" und er ... a bit older than 32 year.... as eldest kitten ist almost 18... und youngest ist almost 9 months..

Dibble said:

5'11" tall, and could do to lose half a stone. Wears glasses, but clean shaven.

You got my height right but I am clean shaven as am girly und I do not need to lose any weight at all - am tall, slim und curve in right places ....und I do not need glasses....apart from reading

Dibble said:

Got a long term partner, and one young child. Got two cats and a dog. Living south of Birmingham, but north and/or west of London.

Got long term partner but seven kittens. We have two dogs, one cat, four horses, variable numbers of rabbits and guinea pigs dependent as they make mad passionate love all the time uund breed like rabbits und guinea pigs und we live very much North of Birmingham... - und North of Blackpool ...und just north of Keswick

Dibble said:

Driving a German car.

Ist Jaguar.... und we also drive Moggies und Mad Doc likes his Stag too.

Dibble said:

Employed in a legal financial IT field...

Am toppest scientist who researches und designs new drugs to cure people - und he ist mad lurgy man

Dibble said:

Going on holiday abroad at least once a year, usually in Italy or South East Asia. Often skis/boards in the Alps in winter.

We go home to my Papa und Mama in Appnezell - und tour from there - und we go to South of France und Germany und Italy. Ja - we ski - but I grew up ski-ing - und we have ski-run here in Cumbria - complete mit ski lift Only - we don't always get a long enough season...

Am I average or what

Dibble said:

Owns, or has access to, a PC and internet connection (obviously I'm 100% right with this one...)

Ja Have a laptop...

Dibble said:

Got three points on his driving license - for 32 in a 30, from a camera van.

Have no points on licence und never received any...I look at the timetables too und very white van und know exactly where Steviebabes ist likely to lurk

>> Edited by WildCat on Thursday 7th July 11:59

>> Edited by WildCat on Thursday 7th July 12:03

[r988]

Dibble said:

Following on from the "Where do you live?" and "Just how gorgeous are you?" ( ) threads, I was thinking (briefly) what the average PHer was like. Off the top of my head, I think he's: A straight white bloke, aged 32.

Straight, white bloke, 22, just one digit off :P

Dibble said:

5'11" tall, and could do to lose half a stone. Wears glasses, but clean shaven.

5'5, could do to gain half a stone clean shaven and wear corrective lens, about half right. [/quote

Dibble said:

Got a long term partner, and one young child.

single and childless, completely wrong

Dibble said:

Got two cats and a dog.

nope, no animals

Dibble said:

Living south of Birmingham, but north and/or west of London.

I live in North West London, so bingo!

Dibble said:

Driving a German car.

I have no car but I did have a german car

Dibble said:

Employed in a legal financial IT field...

I do IT work for a legal firm!! a twoforone

Dibble said:

Going on holiday abroad at least once a year, usually in Italy or South East Asia. Often skis/boards in the Alps in winter.

dont ski, love Italy though I've only been once, also been to SE Asia thrice but not annually.

Dibble said:

Owns, or has access to, a PC and internet connection (obviously I'm 100% right with this one...)

yep

Dibble said:

Got three points on his driving license - for 32 in a 30, from a camera van.

never got any points on my licence, no parking tickets, only ever been pulled over by the plod once on a slow night for a caution (didn't slow down for an orange light)

>> Edited by r988 on Thursday 7th July 12:49

[planetdave]

A straight white bloke, aged 32. yy 11yrs out

5'11" tall, and could do to lose half a stone. Wears glasses, but clean shaven. 6'3" great shape y y

Got a long term partner, and one young child. n n

Got two cats and a dog. n n one cockatiel

Living south of Birmingham, but north and/or west of London. NO! Manchester la la la etc

Driving a German car. Polish - spare is kraut

Employed in a legal financial IT field... n

Going on holiday abroad at least once a year, usually in Italy or South East Asia. Often skis/boards in the Alps in winter. keyboard/coffee

Owns, or has access to, a PC and internet connection (obviously I'm 100% right with this one...) errrr

Got three points on his driving license - for 32 in a 30, from a camera van you'll never take me alive, copper!

[BliarOut]

Dibble said:

Following on from the "Where do you live?" and "Just how gorgeous are you?" ( ) threads, I was thinking (briefly) what the average PHer was like. Off the top of my head, I think he's:

Dibble said:

A straight white bloke, aged 32.

yes, yes, yes, 40

Dibble said:

5'11" tall, and could do to lose half a stone. Wears glasses, but clean shaven.

6'0", just lost two and a half stone, yes, yes

Dibble said:

Got a long term partner, and one young child.

GF, youngest daughter will be upset!

Dibble said:

Got two cats and a dog.

no, no

Dibble said:

Living south of Birmingham, but north and/or west of London.

You're good Dibble

Dibble said:

Driving a German car.

Pork.

Dibble said:

Employed in a legal financial IT field...

IT

Dibble said:

Going on holiday abroad at least once a year, usually in Italy or South East Asia. Often skis/boards in the Alps in winter.

Portugal, can't ski, won't ski

Dibble said:

Owns, or has access to, a PC and internet connection (obviously I'm 100% right with this one...)

Duh!

Dibble said:

Got three points on his driving license - for 32 in a 30, from a camera van.

Nothing, despite their best attempts