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"[big]Survey finds BMW drivers have more sex
Porsche drivers bottom of scale, German magazine says
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Updated: 12:46 p.m. ET May 3, 2004
BERLIN - BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than Porsche drivers, a new German car magazine has found.
The German magazine “Men’s Car” found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week.
Following BMW drivers were Audi (2.1), Volkswagen (1.9), Ford (1.7) and Mercedes (1.6). Drivers of foreign car makes were also behind BMW with Italian cars (2.0), French (1.9), Japanese (1.8), Swedish (1.6) and Korean cars (1.5) trailing after.
Among women, French car drivers were top with 2.1 times per week followed by Audi (2.0), Italian (2.0), and BMW (1.9) with Porsche again at the bottom of the scale at 1.2 times per week. "
"[big]Survey finds BMW drivers have more sex
Porsche drivers bottom of scale, German magazine says
[/big]
Updated: 12:46 p.m. ET May 3, 2004
BERLIN - BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than Porsche drivers, a new German car magazine has found.
The German magazine “Men’s Car” found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week.
Following BMW drivers were Audi (2.1), Volkswagen (1.9), Ford (1.7) and Mercedes (1.6). Drivers of foreign car makes were also behind BMW with Italian cars (2.0), French (1.9), Japanese (1.8), Swedish (1.6) and Korean cars (1.5) trailing after.
Among women, French car drivers were top with 2.1 times per week followed by Audi (2.0), Italian (2.0), and BMW (1.9) with Porsche again at the bottom of the scale at 1.2 times per week. "
However I did nearly die of shock when I saw the title of your post 
bruciebabe said:
[url]www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4891758/[/url]
"Survey finds BMW drivers have more sex
Porsche drivers bottom of scale, German magazine says
...The German magazine “Men’s Car” found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week...
...Among women, French car drivers were top with 2.1 times per week followed by Audi (2.0), Italian (2.0), and BMW (1.9) with Porsche again at the bottom of the scale at 1.2 times per week. "
So the majority of male BMW drivers seem to be either
a) lying
b) having sex with other men
diddyman said:
How do you have sex .2 times?Is that foreplay, or a quick 5 knuckle shuffle behind the bike sheds?
Overheard a conversation at work between two female work mates.... Not sure who it was about (not me haven't touched either of em
) but one of them said: "you know how people have sex on average 2.4 times a week?"
"well he's the .4!"
Women can be so cutting at times...... need to find out who they were talking about
mrs trackside said:
[url]www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4891758/[/url]
"Survey finds BMW drivers have more sex
Porsche drivers bottom of scale, German magazine says
...The German magazine “Men’s Car” found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week...
...Among women, French car drivers were top with 2.1 times per week followed by Audi (2.0), Italian (2.0), and BMW (1.9) with Porsche again at the bottom of the scale at 1.2 times per week. "
So the majority of male BMW drivers seem to be either
a) lying
b) having sex with other men
No, just having sex with the woman that drive French cars.
Too good not to post:
"Yuppy BMW Joke
A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along
and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at
the scene, the yuppy was complaining bitterly about the damage to
his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined.
"You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the
officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't
even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Oh my gaaawd..." replied the yuppy, finally noticing the bloody left
shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!!!!""
"Yuppy BMW Joke
A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along
and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at
the scene, the yuppy was complaining bitterly about the damage to
his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined.
"You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the
officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't
even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Oh my gaaawd..." replied the yuppy, finally noticing the bloody left
shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!!!!""
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