Worst actor and actress
Worst actor and actress
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shirepro

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11,838 posts

264 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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After the other 'worsts' I was struck whilst watching CSI at the complete lack of acting talent exhibited by the blonde female lead. She must have other skills.

Arthur Jackson

2,111 posts

259 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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shirepro said:
She must have other skills.
Casting Director thinks so....

cotty

42,224 posts

313 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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I dont believe the actor who plays Ian Beal in Eastenders has ever had an acting lesson in his life

rich 36

13,739 posts

295 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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from the elm & ash acting academy

parrot of doom

23,075 posts

263 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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Er, I'm sorry? C Walken is an excellent actor.

rich 36

13,739 posts

295 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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You jest !
from thespian portrayals, the world shall never again see the like of such classics as;






pulp ficshun-communion-mousehunt.

King of New York !

chris watton

22,547 posts

289 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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Steven Segal has been a consistantly bad actor in consistantly bad films (the only half decent film being Executive Decision, but he dies in that fairly early on!)
Liz Hurley's pretty darn dire on the female actress (termed very very loosely!) front.

chris watton

22,547 posts

289 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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los angeles said:
MR AND MRS MORONIC-SMITH!


I have just got back from watching that!!!

wizzpig

2,039 posts

257 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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chris watton said:
Steven Segal has been a consistantly bad actor in consistantly bad films (the only half decent film being Executive Decision, but he dies in that fairly early on!)
Liz Hurley's pretty darn dire on the female actress (termed very very loosely!) front.


Oh yes, but doesn't she have a lovely front

Trooper2

6,676 posts

260 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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How convenient that they should both be from the same show.

chris watton

22,547 posts

289 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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Trooper2 said:
How convenient that they should both be from the same show.



I know, but the title does have the terms 'actor and actress', never even considered them as they're so far down the scale (a couple down from even the bottom of the barrel Segal!)

Cyberhuss

923 posts

264 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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chris watton said:

los angeles said:
MR AND MRS MORONIC-SMITH!



I have just got back from watching that!!!


There was another thread on here with people saying how good that film was! argh i do not agree, it was awful, highly over-rated i thought it was going to be alot better, i mean how stupid was that last scene when they burst out of the little shed and took out every single guy in that room and the rockets even missed them...

Other that Angelina Jolie being in it and Vince Vaughn making me laugh it was poo poo!

chris watton

22,547 posts

289 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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los angeles said:

chris watton said:
Steven Segal has been a consistantly bad actor in consistantly bad films

Chris, he was in past days the personal trainer to one of Tinseltown's most powerful agents. Must have done wonders for the guy's physical ego to convince the agent to grab funding and kick-start Mr Limp Wrist's career. Both are all washed up now.



Good to hear , I remember 'trying' to watch The Glimmer man, but it was so mind numbingly awful, I got out of my bed, went downstairs and chose a DVD to watch instead! lol

chris watton

22,547 posts

289 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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Cyberhuss said:

chris watton said:


los angeles said:
MR AND MRS MORONIC-SMITH!




I have just got back from watching that!!!



There was another thread on here with people saying how good that film was! argh i do not agree, it was awful, highly over-rated i thought it was going to be alot better, i mean how stupid was that last scene when they burst out of the little shed and took out every single guy in that room and the rockets even missed them...

Other that Angelina Jolie being in it and Vince Vaughn making me laugh it was poo poo!


War of the Roses was MUCH better!

petros

2,441 posts

258 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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Sorry, know this won't be popular' but I think Joan collins is Pants

jonna

1,500 posts

260 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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I´ll be back Arnold..well he became a guvernor but still...



seafarer

1,278 posts

282 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
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los angeles said:

jonna said:
I´ll be back Arnold..well he became a guvernor but still...

When an executive suggested Arnie might be ideal to take the lead role in my 17th century Scottish epic I paused momentarily to search his face for signs of sanity, then answered:

"Okay. When he is banished from the kingdom, he can say, "I'll be back ... Mac.""

The idea was never mooted again.


So tell us about your 17th century Scottish epic!! Who would you like to be in it? Just curious. Arnold is like an action figure (plastic with movable limbs): good for those fun, action adventure/explosion movies that are all escapist. It's like brain candy. Not so good for deep thinking literary-type material. However, having an artistic actor in an action adventure/not-too-serious movie is a nice variation. Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribean, for example, was probably the best thing about that movie.

seafarer

1,278 posts

282 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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Hugh Grant is really annoying. He seems to choose a lot of similar parts...leading me to believe that he actually isn't acting at all. Just being himself.

Jack Nicholson is the same in all roles as well, but less annoying than Grant.

Keanu Reeves

Julia Roberts.

GavinPearson

5,715 posts

280 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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chris watton said:
Steven Segal has been a consistantly bad actor in consistantly bad films (the only half decent film being Executive Decision, but he dies in that fairly early on!)


On the E! Chjannel in the USA there is a programme called True Hollywood Story. It featured Steven Segal once. The only clip I can remember was somebody saying "He runs like a girl". And he does. Every time I hear his name, I hear that phrase, and it is so true.

jesusbuiltmycar

5,127 posts

283 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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Gazboy said:
Sean Connery
Hugh Grant
Tom Cruise
David Schwimmer

All just turn up and read lines, they don't "act".




I think Antony Hopkins should be added to that list too - crap predictable delivery every time