DEFINITION OF A BBQ

[anonymous-user]

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[rooster]

I see you've been to one of our barbies

[AllTorque]

Like it! Missed out:

- man gets frustrated at BBQ not lighting and proceeds to pour petrol on charcoal with a rolled up newspaper to act as an air-injection device. Man then creates more charcoal from sausages and other meat products

[BliarOut]

And your point is?

I fail to see the humour in this post

[Tuna]

AllTorque said:

Like it! Missed out: - man gets frustrated at BBQ not lighting and proceeds to pour petrol on charcoal with a rolled up newspaper to act as an air-injection device. Man then creates more charcoal from sausages and other meat products

..and can't understand why they taste like the underside of a Citroen Saxo

[rooster]

Tuna said:

..and can't understand why they taste like the underside of a Citroen Saxo

erm, just how do you know what the underside of a saxo tastes like?

[WingChunDave]

anonymous said:

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[rooster]

anonymous said:

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rascal you're such a......rascal

[Tuna]

anonymous said:

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You know I can't think of a single witty retort. I'll just have to resort to pointing out that most French girls run too fast.

[Fluffy]

AllTorque said:

- man gets frustrated at BBQ not lighting and proceeds to pour petrol on charcoal with a rolled up newspaper to act as an air-injection device. Man then creates more charcoal from sausages and other meat products

You've been to one of Scoobz' BBQ's then?

[Balmoral Green]

BBQ's are like glue and satnav, on the whole, they dont work, only occassionaly.

[TimW]

AllTorque said:

Man then creates more charcoal from sausages and other meat products

And then they proceed to say "its not burnt its Barbiqued!!

[Incorrigible]

Balmoral Green said:

BBQ's are like glue and satnav, on the whole, they dont work, only occassionaly.

How can fire "not work"

[BliarOut]

Incorrigible said:

Balmoral Green said: BBQ's are like glue and satnav, on the whole, they dont work, only occassionaly. How can fire "not work"

He has a valid point

[r988]

BliarOut said:

Incorrigible said: Balmoral Green said: BBQ's are like glue and satnav, on the whole, they dont work, only occassionaly. How can fire "not work" He has a valid point

he probably meant fails to light or something along those lines

[Balmoral Green]

Incorrigible said:

How can fire "not work"

When its under water, or when its involved in a BBQ

[Pigeon]

AllTorque said:

...a rolled up newspaper to act as an air-injection device.

That's a tuyere, that is...

[srebbe64]

Definitition of a BBQ.

charcoal
matches
fire-lighters
matches
fire-lighters
charcoal
petrol
acrid smoke
burgers
sausages
chicken
blackness
burned hands
winging kids
smoke
redness
salmanalla
hospital
car-boot-sale
no more BBQ's

[DJFish]

anonymous said:

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SALAD? AT A BBQ? ARE YOU INSANE? WHAT YOU NEED IS MEAT AND LOTS OF IT, salad indeed, PAH!