Is Ted a Cult Leader?

[obiwonkeyblokey]

Just wondering,as there are so many people using the site now and seeing so many PH'ers at Le Mans if we should start looking at Ted as some evangelical person or deity?

all kneel and worship!! :bow:

:paperbag::paperbag::paperbag::paperbag::paperbag::paperbag:

[beano500]

Waco anyone?

[MKGriff]

We could all become pistontologists

[randlemarcus]

Pah!
Ted doesn't exist, he is just a myth and legend drawn on our collective need for authority, and a harking back to the days of the legendary "forestarr" of the past.

Drive your own destinies!

[WingChunDave]

MKGriff said:

We could all become pistontologists

Ooo! I like that! A Pistontologist.

But what could our commandments be?

1. Thou must love the smell of petrol.
2. Thou must love cars.
etc.

[Trooper2]

I hope he's not mixing up a batch of Koolaid.






a veiled reference to Jonetown, Guiana

[beano500]

We could all become "New Rasta-PH-arians"



Do you know. In a recent survey of African leaders, one was Haile Selassie, six were Fairly Selassie, and 15 weren't so lassie at all.....

[ old, old, very old, David Frost joke....]

[Matthew-TMM]

WingChunDave said:

MKGriff said: We could all become pistontologists Ooo! I like that! A Pistontologist. But what could our commandments be? 1. Thou must love the smell of petrol. 2. Thou must love cars. etc.

Should be something there about tyre smoke and Castrol R.

[randlemarcus]

I am the Petrol, your Ted who brought you out of the land of Focus...
You shall have no other modes of Transport besides Me...Do not make a sculpted image or any likeness of what is in the pit lanes above...
You shalt not swear falsely by the name of the Petrol...or complete a Notice of Intended Prosecution, unless you are absolutely sure who was driving...
Remember the Zymol day and keep it holy
Honor your Wheeler and your Chapman...
You shall not mechanically overrev...
You shall not commit adultery (commuting nails are allowed)...
You shall not TWoC...
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor, unless thy name is Gh0st...
You shall not covet your neighbor's Sagaris...

[LuS1fer]

Is Ted a cult?

No, I'm sure he's quite a nice bloke really. Oh, a cult...

[tuttle]

Saint Tedrick of Blackpool,invites the congregation & those who feel a bhp is missing from their lives to attend.

Sermon on the mount to be held at Goodwood sacred festival of speed.

May your tank floweth over & your progress swift & sure.
Worship at the altar(nator) of speedmatterz.

thats enough of that.

[xm5er]

Maybe if we register pistonheadonism as a religion, we can prevent the govt from persecuting us on religious grounds.

[srebbe64]

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

[WingChunDave]

xm5er said:

Maybe if we register pistonheadonism as a religion, we can prevent the govt from persecuting us on religious grounds.

With a community of over 40,000 it may make it harder for them to persecute us.

[dazren]

Don't think he ever intended to be, although if any members wish to bestow on him a couple of £million towards his costs of carrying out his good works, I'm sure he'd accept.

DAZ

>> Edited by dazren on Thursday 23 June 12:21

[scruffy]

Ted - A person whose occupation is designing, developing, marketing, and maintaining websites.

Cult - A people, by modern western standards living in dire poverty sittting uneasily against the opulence and splendour of their places of worship.
The cult has enormous amounts of money, vast land holdings and massive influence while the faithful have - only TVR's.

[BliarOut]

randlemarcus said:

Pah! Ted doesn't exist, he is just a myth and legend drawn on our collective need for authority, and a harking back to the days of the legendary "forestarr" of the past. Drive your own destinies!

Oh he does.... I've even seen him eating a packet of crisps, just like us mortals

[dinkel]

[Nuggs]

If we do become a recognised religion, does that mean that we get to invent our own religious holidays?

I vote for two weeks off around Le Mans weekend (week 1 - spiritual and mechanical preparation; week 2 - mechanical and bodily recovery).

[wizzpig]

Nuggs said:

If we do become a recognised religion, does that mean that we get to invent our own religious holidays? I vote for two weeks off around Le Mans weekend (week 1 - spiritual and mechanical preparation; week 2 - mechanical and bodily recovery).

Seconded