Pigeon nest on balcony...advise please!
Pigeon nest on balcony...advise please!
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Rob P

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Tuesday 21st June 2005
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Just returned from a week away to find my balcony covered in bird crap:vomit:

Upon investigation I find two pigeons sat in the corner not looking like they want to move. A few loud noises and they flutter off...leaving two eggs.

Now, obviously they return every couple of minutes and watch me and then return to their eggs if I go back inside.

What to do?

Pigeons are flying rats and I dont want them to cover my seats and table in crap for the next few weeks.

Any ideas welcome?!

:)

Youth Gone Wild

4,028 posts

266 months

Tuesday 21st June 2005
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Fried eggs for breakfast, roast pigeon for dinner.

WingChunDave

2,253 posts

261 months

Tuesday 21st June 2005
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E-mail Pigeon through his profile and ask him to leave.

Easy.

groucho

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275 months

Tuesday 21st June 2005
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If you don't want them there take away the eggs before they hatch, a bit kinder. Then shovel up the scrape of a nest.

Krusty

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278 months

Tuesday 21st June 2005
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Rob P said:
two eggs


4 iron.

Rob P

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Tuesday 21st June 2005
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Youth Gone Wild said:
Fried eggs for breakfast, roast pigeon for dinner.




I was considering selling them to the local takaway...

alexkp

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273 months

Tuesday 21st June 2005
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Are these town or country pigeons?

There is a big difference. The former are total vermin, the latter are quite nice.

If they are the former, remove the eggs and destroy them.

It might sound harsh, but it's the best solution all round in terms of health and pigeon populations.

Rats carry about 7 diseases communicable to humans, Town Pigeons carry around 47 diseases communicable to humans, including certain strains of meningitis.

And some idiots still feed them bread...

>> Edited by alexkp on Tuesday 21st June 15:53

groucho

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They'd be the feral type.

wiggy001

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300 months

Tuesday 21st June 2005
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Can I recommend 8 minutes in a hot wok with a little oil and vegetables of your choosing.

Either that or a cat...

Rob P

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Whats the difference? They are black if that helps.

parrot of doom

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Tuesday 21st June 2005
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Chuck the eggs away.

alexkp

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Tuesday 21st June 2005
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Rob P said:

anonymous said:
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Whats the difference? They are black if that helps.


Well....do you live in a town or the country?

...and do they look healthy or shabby?

wiggy001

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groucho

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You don't have to destroy them as removing the eggs should be enough. The shouldn't return as they weren't there before Rob went away, due to activity.

groucho

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alexkp said:


Rob P said:



anonymous said:
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Whats the difference? They are black if that helps.




Well....do you live in a town or the country?

...and do they look healthy or shabby?



They,re town pigeons, woodpigeons nest in trees.

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alexkp

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Tuesday 21st June 2005
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groucho said:

anonymous said:
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You don't have to destroy them as removing the eggs should be enough. The shouldn't return as they weren't there before Rob went away, due to activity.


I meant destroy the eggs. But destroy the pigeons too if you get the chance. That's up to you.

Rob P

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Tuesday 21st June 2005
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alexkp said:

Rob P said:


anonymous said:
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Whats the difference? They are black if that helps.



Well....do you live in a town or the country?

...and do they look healthy or shabby?




Greater London, bear Dartford, so you could call that town!

OK, bye bye eggs.

Thanks

groucho

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Am I jumping the Gun

Krusty

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wiggy001 said:


Nab him.........Jab him........grab him.......stab him

Rob P

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Tuesday 21st June 2005
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Oh dear, I had a feeling this thread would he an easy target to a few one liners!