I shagged a bird on Sunday...
I shagged a bird on Sunday...
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UKBob

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16,277 posts

294 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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Ive never hit an animal before, narrowly missed a few birds in the past and finally ended up running one over on Sunday. Part of me wanted to turn around and finish him off, the other just to drive on. Looking back in the rear view, all I could see was the poor thing flaping about on its side. Not a very nice experience :( Im sure its been discussed before but breaking hard to avoid critters is probably more dangerous than just driving on.

simpo two

92,708 posts

294 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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I hit a cat for the first time ever last year. I was doing about 60; it ran out from a hedge after dark, direct hit, went under both wheels. I felt really bad and just hoped it was a quick kill. I went back the next day with a little wooden cross to put in the verge and there was no sign of it. So I guess I'll never know. It was a big tabby in the prime of life too.

oldred

3,764 posts

267 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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Don't upset yourself Rob, it's not like you to lose your old SPARK. PLUG yourself into a beer, you'll soon feel better.

alexkp

16,484 posts

273 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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So when did the shagging bit come into it?

OMG - you mean you went back and forced yourself on a dying creature?

FunkyNige

9,816 posts

304 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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These things happen unfortunatly. I go running down country lanes and there's the body of something every 100 yards or so without fail, mostly rabbits but some pheasants and smaller birds.
The only things I've hit are a frog that was sat in the road and I didn't see it until it was too late (it crunched) and a rabbit that was hit by the car in front so I finished it off.

off_again

13,917 posts

263 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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Friend in his old Toyota with an aerial. Driving down the road and spilts a stonking big butterfly in two.... horrible.... not a nice way to go I suppose....

fid

2,431 posts

269 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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Last year was a bad year for animals and my car...a deer, badger, pheasant, and two pigeons all said hello to the bumper.

>> Edited by fid on Monday 13th June 21:44

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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Spotted a squirrel the other day.....

Completely squashed, except for its tail, which was pointing towards the sky....

How did it do that, then....?

oldred

3,764 posts

267 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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mybrainhurts said:
Spotted a squirrel the other day.....

Completely squashed, except for its tail, which was pointing towards the sky....

How did it do that, then....?



Viagra!

2 Smokin Barrels

32,006 posts

264 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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mybrainhurts said:
Spotted a squirrel the other day.....

Completely squashed, except for its tail, which was pointing towards the sky....

How did it do that, then....?



Perhaps he was a skydiving squirrel whose 'chute didn't open?

Bodo

12,595 posts

295 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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mybrainhurts said:
Spotted a squirrel the other day.....

Completely squashed, except for its tail, which was pointing towards the sky....

How did it do that, then....?

Was it impressed by a tyre?

UKBob

Original Poster:

16,277 posts

294 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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oldred said:
Don't upset yourself Rob, it's not like you to lose your old SPARK. PLUG yourself into a beer, you'll soon feel better.




I swear I'll dig those plugs out tonight, and post them to you this week, so sorry its been months mate, keep forgetting, promise I wont do it again

Bloody hell Fid, you're a murderer Watching a small bird flab about, knowing you've shattered half the bones in its body is bad enough, Id feel pretty sick if I hit something bigger. Hitting a cat must be grim.

My mom once ran over a peek, which amazingly (given that a peek's rib cage has the strength of an ice cream cone) got up and ran away.

>> Edited by UKBob on Monday 13th June 21:50

MilnerR

8,273 posts

287 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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I stopped to let a troop of ducks cross the road only to watch in horror as a numpty heading in the opposite direction crushed half of the poor little buggers
She never even realised what she'd done!

2 Smokin Barrels

32,006 posts

264 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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mybrainhurts said:
Spotted a squirrel the other day.....

Completely squashed, except for its tail, which was pointing towards the sky....

How did it do that, then....?



Or maybe it was a rat in disguise, who'd just removed his squirrel outfit & left it in the road?

rooster

2,241 posts

266 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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my mate hit TWO badgers, the car came off worst.

seafarer

1,278 posts

282 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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But why do animals get run over? I thought most of them could hear better than people (to hear cars coming from far off), would be familiar with cars and roads that have been there for most of their short lives, and not jump in front of them. Sort of the way critters scatter in the woods when they hear people coming? I've seen squirrels run out in front of my car, then turn around and run back, but I know they heard me coming long before.

MilnerR

8,273 posts

287 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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rooster said:
my mate hit TWO badgers, the car came off worst.



Tell that to the 10 cubs they left behind!!!

bmgm3

10,480 posts

272 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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Did this really happen . Or was this an excuse for a lame ' trying to be funny ' thread title?

parrot of doom

23,075 posts

263 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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I hit a bird once, tonning it down some dual carriageway somewhere the little fella flew across the road, and straight under my car. Felt it bump under the car, and looked in my mirror to see it bouncing down the carriageway

Then, at the end of the day on the way home I almost hit a fox that darted out into the road.

2 Smokin Barrels

32,006 posts

264 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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I walked in a Llama once. In the fog. In Nottingham.