In your sleep...
Author
Discussion

UKBob

Original Poster:

16,277 posts

294 months

Wednesday 25th May 2005
quotequote all
What happens? :)

Apparently, sleeping with me is like going to bed with a bucking bronco with a sinus problem :hehe:

Trooper2

6,676 posts

260 months

Wednesday 25th May 2005
quotequote all
When I was a kid, my brother, sister and I would go camping with our grand parents. I would have to share a bunk with one of my siblings.....

They described the experience as.... like sleeping with a helicopter.

>> Edited by Trooper2 on Wednesday 25th May 17:16

andygo

7,391 posts

284 months

Wednesday 25th May 2005
quotequote all
UKBob said:
What happens?

Apparently, sleeping with me is like going to bed with a bucking bronco with a sinus problem


Tell her to get off you then and sleep on her side of the bed!

Mrs Trackside

9,299 posts

262 months

Wednesday 25th May 2005
quotequote all
I sleep talk and occasionally sleep walk.

You'd think Trackside would be grateful when I woke him at 3 in the morning to pull him out of bed and save his life from the big steel girder coming out of the wall directly at his head.

Or maybe he'd like watching the turtles laying eggs at the end of the bed at 1.30am.

I did think he was rather rude when he told me to fk off and go back to sleep when I woke him up to help me find the toilet because I was lost in our (insert sarcasm here) huge stately home.

Or maybe he should have come to my rescue when 30 SAS soldiers were traipsing across our landing in full squad gears with guns and everything.

mxdi

13,994 posts

278 months

Wednesday 25th May 2005
quotequote all
That made me giggle Mrs Trackside

groucho

12,134 posts

275 months

Wednesday 25th May 2005
quotequote all
I have a bit of a kip.

wedge girl

4,688 posts

268 months

Wednesday 25th May 2005
quotequote all
French TVR has been known to drive around corners in his sleep with all the appropriate sound effects, including beeping his horn, revving his engine and squealing his tyres

juice

9,865 posts

311 months

Wednesday 25th May 2005
quotequote all
My wife has been known to scream at the spiders crawling all over the bed, has bit me on the leg (When she was a fox, and I was apparantly a chicken) has punched me in the head and I've had numerous conversations where she's been asleep (And doesn;t remember a thing).

I think it's her way of getting me back for snoring

406

3,636 posts

282 months

Wednesday 25th May 2005
quotequote all
wedge girl said:
French TVR has been known to drive around corners in his sleep with all the appropriate sound effects, including beeping his horn, revving his engine and squealing his tyres


Do you change gear for him?

race2the redline

506 posts

263 months

Wednesday 25th May 2005
quotequote all
wedge girl said:
French TVR has been known to drive around corners in his sleep with all the appropriate sound effects, including beeping his horn, revving his engine and squealing his tyres


Im assuming he hasnt changed from when he was a boy

Allthough i do like the idea of practicing a particular corner in my sleep

rooster

2,241 posts

266 months

Wednesday 25th May 2005
quotequote all
Mrs Trackside said:
I sleep talk and occasionally sleep walk.

You'd think Trackside would be grateful when I woke him at 3 in the morning to pull him out of bed and save his life from the big steel girder coming out of the wall directly at his head.

Or maybe he'd like watching the turtles laying eggs at the end of the bed at 1.30am.

I did think he was rather rude when he told me to fk off and go back to sleep when I woke him up to help me find the toilet because I was lost in our (insert sarcasm here) huge stately home.

Or maybe he should have come to my rescue when 30 SAS soldiers were traipsing across our landing in full squad gears with guns and everything.



Crickey I thought it was only me that did this! I have been know to remove all the picures off the walls in my sleep because I am convinced they aren't ours!

groucho

12,134 posts

275 months

Wednesday 25th May 2005
quotequote all
Bloody hell, you lot seem to have a lot of energy when you're asleep, I'm tuckered out.

Trackside

1,777 posts

262 months

Wednesday 25th May 2005
quotequote all
Mrs Trackside said:
I sleep talk and occasionally sleep walk.

You'd think Trackside would be grateful when I woke him at 3 in the morning to pull him out of bed and save his life from the big steel girder coming out of the wall directly at his head.

Or maybe he'd like watching the turtles laying eggs at the end of the bed at 1.30am.

I did think he was rather rude when he told me to fk off and go back to sleep when I woke him up to help me find the toilet because I was lost in our (insert sarcasm here) huge stately home.

Or maybe he should have come to my rescue when 30 SAS soldiers were traipsing across our landing in full squad gears with guns and everything.



mxdi said:
That made me giggle Mrs Trackside


Thanks, Di! I'm glad you found it amusing...

Mrs Trackside

9,299 posts

262 months

Wednesday 25th May 2005
quotequote all
Trackside said:

Mrs Trackside said:
I sleep talk and occasionally sleep walk.

You'd think Trackside would be grateful when I woke him at 3 in the morning to pull him out of bed and save his life from the big steel girder coming out of the wall directly at his head.

Or maybe he'd like watching the turtles laying eggs at the end of the bed at 1.30am.

I did think he was rather rude when he told me to fk off and go back to sleep when I woke him up to help me find the toilet because I was lost in our (insert sarcasm here) huge stately home.

Or maybe he should have come to my rescue when 30 SAS soldiers were traipsing across our landing in full squad gears with guns and everything.





mxdi said:
That made me giggle Mrs Trackside



Thanks, Di! I'm glad you found it amusing...


I was HELPING you!! Not like when you tried to kill me by pushing me off the cliff to my certain death. If I didn't have the duvet to save my life, you'd be cooking your own dinners now!

MrV

2,748 posts

257 months

Wednesday 25th May 2005
quotequote all
Allegedly I have asked for a BJ on more then one occasion

vixpy1

42,699 posts

293 months

Wednesday 25th May 2005
quotequote all
MrV said:
Allegedly I have asked for a BJ on more then one occasion


Hell, I do that when i'm awake!

MrV

2,748 posts

257 months

Wednesday 25th May 2005
quotequote all
So do I but so ive been told i always get one when Im asleep ,mores the shame I can never remember

off_again

13,917 posts

263 months

Wednesday 25th May 2005
quotequote all
UKBob said:
What happens?


The duvet monkey breaks into my house, sneaks into my bedroom and moves all of it from my side of the bed to my wife's....

Just wait until I catch the little bugger.... I'll have a word or three I can asure you.

Well thats what the wife says at least...

Rude Girl

6,937 posts

288 months

Wednesday 25th May 2005
quotequote all
Did once wake Himself up singing Weebl and Bob's Donkey song in my sleep at 4 in the morning.

It's here, if anyone wants a taste of the experience

www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/donkey.htm

Twincam16

27,647 posts

287 months

Wednesday 25th May 2005
quotequote all
[judaspriest]
Before the dawn
I hear you whisper
In your sleep
'Don't let the morning take you'
[/judaspriest]

I find though, that I can't actually sleep until past midnight. Dunno why, but I need to be sufficiently knackered by the day in order to get to sleep. If necessary, I'll watch crap late night films to get to sleep through boredom, or else I'll start drifting off, then my imagination will start playing (very) cruel tricks with my surroundings. I often get the 'faces of the damned' when trying to drift off. Perhaps my mind is far too fertile. I can't help but be creative.