Sharon Osborne ASDA

[rich 36]

Is it me only does Shazzers verbal delivery of everything being

the beeest mum in the world
or
the oooooonly meal to eat
or
Tracy Smith allllllways gets it right
evvvery time.

considering the sum of money she was allegedly paid to appear, is she right as a role model ?
can she shop anyway

[planetdave]

She has an addict for a husband and several disfunctional kids.

Typical Brit family IMHO

With more cash.

[Mrs Fish]

I read somewhere that Ozzy reckons its too expensive to live in Britain, which is why he prefers America

[rich 36]

Actually, thinking about it our new store, often has the Male partner, listlessly, hopping about outside while the female and offspring wander about inside

[nervous]

be advised: i once posted anti-Sharon-Osbourne thoughts on here and nearly got my head ripped off. despite the fact that i only said her voice was annoying.

somehow i ended up being a communist as memory serves. theres a lesson for us all here i think. never underestimate the power of the dark side (pats bottom)

[rich 36]

The other thing I could'ent help but notice on my (seldom) visits to ASDA

1; food replaced on shelves after apparently being
'sampled' by clients.

2; middle aged female with trolley of about 50 packets of ASDA own brand digestives in front of me
unloading each and every one, onto checkout for till girl (oh yeah)
nearly mad me late for 'Trish' show that morning as well.

[bor]

Oh Nervous, you ing bastard !
How could you !

[rich 36]

Was her dad some gangsta' in the 50's or something ?

[Wacky Racer]

rich 36 said:

Was her dad some gangsta' in the 50's or something ?

www.steelcompany.freeserve.co.uk/bencrawley/donarden/

[grahamw48]

planetdave said:

She has an addict for a husband and several disfunctional kids. Typical Brit family IMHO With more cash.

Not really.
1. The kids know who their father is.
2. She HAS a husband.

[wedg1e]

Possibly the most irritating woman in the world.



After Ruby Wax.

[nervous]

no no no, you're not listening to me.

obviously she IS the single most hateful woman in the country, but clearly she is protected from up on high cos, and mark my words on this, go on, mark em, we WILL get our asses kicked on here any minute now. you're still underestimating the power of the dark side >pats bottom again, but this time for an entirely different reason<

[apache]

Mrs Fish said:

I read somewhere that Ozzy reckons its too expensive to live in Britain, which is why he prefers America

married to a money pit like Shazza, I guess he's right

[2 Smokin Barrels]

ASDA is short for Associated Dairies, I hope this helps.

[nervous]

look again rascal. think youll find ive picked a winner. in this field, im an expert.

[YarisSi]

She appears to know how to shop in the female sense. No wonder ozzy is so screwed up I would need a ton of lithium to get my head around her shopping trips.

[wedg1e]

anonymous said:

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At least tubby can be entertaining, not an accolade I'd ever award the other two wastes of space.
While we're on, can I add Vicky Beckham to the list...

[rich 36]

Noooooo (Lady) Victoria as I think you meant, cannot have a word said against her,
she's not a lightweight in any sense, and her modesty
care and attention to those starving children in that minefield that day......oh wait


no the other one I meant right.

anyway Shazzeer sounds like she's taking off
lloyd Grossman, but with a Bwijet Joans, little voice in between.

[rich 36]

and another thing;



saw her dreadful offspring on telly the other day looked like a truffle hunter on her hind legs attempting to look alluring in lipstick

[bor]

george galloway said:

No Senator, I've only met Sadam twice, not like that nervous, who used to drink with him, when he wasn't pedaling his outrageous filth and lies about fragrant, angelic voiced sleb, Sharon Osbourne. He is the real criminal, Senators. He is the one who should be sitting here answering charges.....(cont. p94)

A bit strong, George, but I'd have to agree.