The Way to Amarillo .....

[Gimlet]

1.Start at Birmingham Airport.
2.Catch flight from Birmingham to London Heathrow Airport.
3.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
4.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
5.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" follow for 0.2 miles.
6.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for
0.3 miles.
7.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North AirportExit" - follow for 2.9 miles.
8.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for29.2 miles
9.Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles.
10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles.
11.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for104.0 miles.
12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles.
13.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles.
14.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles.
15.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles.
16.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles. 17.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles.
18.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"

If you see Tony Christie ..... Please tell him.

[alexkp]

Nooooooooo.....ooooooo...oooooooo.......!

[Eric Mc]

Is Mr Christie a Brummie then?

[2 Smokin Barrels]

[mybrainhurts]

You'll never shag that, 2SB.....stick with sheep

[Eric Mc]

That's a "Fingerbobs" puppet!

[grahamdance]

Smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside

[Eric Mc]

Last time I saw an armadillo, it was being strummed by an illegal immigrant South American busker type in my local shopping centre.

[2 Smokin Barrels]

mybrainhurts said:

You'll never shag that, 2SB.....stick with sheep

I've had worse.