Now Suffering Loudest Giggles Syndrome
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Or perhaps 
Syndrome or Raised Eyebrow Syndrome - or even "incredulous Jeremy Paxman Expression Syndrome 
Naja... have been reading a wimmin's magazine or newspaper supplemental whilst waiting for kitten at dentist....
Latest illnesses (Apart from "dead goldfish on day of exam syndrome" ist...
Hurried Woman Syndrome... apparently this ist what makes tetchy, exhausted, prone to time of the month bloats, und feeling of intense guilt at eating that cream cake....
Ist an ... American Doctor (:scratchcchin: Quack American Doctor Syndrome 
)
Or ist Doctor Brent Bost (suffering from Silly American Name Syndrome as well
) also suffering for "Stating the 
Obvious Syndrome 
"
So can we now suffer from "Bad Hair Day SYndrome"
No doubt our pet trolls are suffering from "Lentilist Belch Syndrome"
We have SAD (Seasonal Affective Disorder) Ist really "Living in Rainy Ol' Britain Syndrome"
Liebchen - you want rain? Go to Swiss Alps... Austria - rains harder there than in Cumbria
People at risk of diabetes now have
"Metabolic Syndrome"
Wimmin who like a bit of rough? ... Cinderella Syndrome
Anorexia/Bulimia? "Barbie Doll Syndrome!"
Mild Depression 
"Under the Duvet Syndrome"
( My "Under the duvet syndrome" can hardly be a form of mild depression ... und it leads to kittens ...
Und then my eldset apparent suffers from "Eldest Child Syndrome" ; my twins from "Twin Sibling Syndrome" und my youngest from "Youngest Child Syndrome"
That what it ist.. I thought it was childhood...
Convicted serial killer Michael Bruce Boss ist suffering from "Fear of Death Syndrome:
The judge granted him a stay of execution as his claustrophobia und fear of dying persuaded this judge that the sydnrome was so torturous - it would be a shame to kill him - yet
Und we have "Sick Building Syndrome" und if car has musty smell - "Sick Car Syndrome"....
Private Eye in election came up with "Irritable Jowell Syndrome" which ist painful affliction affecting Tessa Jowell's constituents. Goodness knows what syndrome Tone's suffer from....
Und Labour back bench MP has put this right... by describing PM as having "Deceiving oneself for pwn political convenience syndrome"
So - what syndrome are you suffering from und why?
Mine ist "Whatever Next Syndrome!"
Syndrome or Raised Eyebrow Syndrome - or even "incredulous Jeremy Paxman Expression Syndrome Naja... have been reading a wimmin's magazine or newspaper supplemental whilst waiting for kitten at dentist....
Latest illnesses (Apart from "dead goldfish on day of exam syndrome"
ist... Hurried Woman Syndrome... apparently this ist what makes tetchy, exhausted, prone to time of the month bloats, und feeling of intense guilt at eating that cream cake....
Ist an ... American Doctor
(:scratchcchin: Quack American Doctor Syndrome ) Or ist Doctor Brent Bost (suffering from Silly American Name Syndrome as well
) also suffering for "Stating the Obvious Syndrome " So can we now suffer from "Bad Hair Day SYndrome"
No doubt our pet trolls are suffering from "Lentilist Belch Syndrome"
We have SAD (Seasonal Affective Disorder) Ist really "Living in Rainy Ol' Britain Syndrome"
Liebchen - you want rain? Go to Swiss Alps... Austria - rains harder there than in Cumbria
People at risk of diabetes now have
"Metabolic Syndrome"
Wimmin who like a bit of rough? ... Cinderella Syndrome
Anorexia/Bulimia? "Barbie Doll Syndrome!"
Mild Depression
"Under the Duvet Syndrome"
( My "Under the duvet syndrome" can hardly be a form of mild depression ... und it leads to kittens ...
Und then my eldset apparent suffers from "Eldest Child Syndrome" ; my twins from "Twin Sibling Syndrome" und my youngest from "Youngest Child Syndrome"
That what it ist..
I thought it was childhood... Convicted serial killer Michael Bruce Boss ist suffering from "Fear of Death Syndrome:
The judge granted him a stay of execution as his claustrophobia und fear of dying persuaded this judge that the sydnrome was so torturous - it would be a shame to kill him - yet Und we have "Sick Building Syndrome" und if car has musty smell - "Sick Car Syndrome"....
Private Eye in election came up with "Irritable Jowell Syndrome" which ist painful affliction affecting Tessa Jowell's constituents. Goodness knows what syndrome Tone's suffer from....
Und Labour back bench MP has put this right... by describing PM as having "Deceiving oneself for pwn political convenience syndrome"
So - what syndrome are you suffering from und why?
Mine ist "Whatever Next
Syndrome!" 
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