Any PHers elected last night

[john75]

Got 770 votes myself last night www.elections.norfolk.gov.uk/fla_index.asp Anyone else stand and if you did did you win ?

[alexkp]

john75 said:

Got 770 votes myself last night www.elections.norfolk.gov.uk/fla_index.asp Anyone else stand and if you did did you win ?

What party were you representing?

If it's Norfolk, was it the Family Values one?

[lotuslad]

Unfortunately mrs_t wasn't elected

[raf dug]

Boris Johnson is a PHer but I can't remember what he calls himself on here.

[lotuslad]

I think I might stand for the next one - cheaper beer (my local's now £3 to £4 a pint), later pub closing times, access to local airfields for every sports car owner in my constituency (although anyone caught blasting down the High St with a loud stereo gets banned), shorter skirts (subject to my approval), more sunshine, more barbecues, work for all (chavs can run a car wash, do gardening, hold a fight night), and three-day weekends.

[raf dug]

anonymous said:

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That's the one

[JagLover]

lotuslad said:

, shorter skirts (subject to my approval

Use a market mechanism tax on skirts that increases with length-and extortionate taxes on women's trousers.

[vixpy1]

yeah.. But we got Guildford back .. Whoooho!

[JagLover]

vixpy1 said:

yeah.. But we got Guildford back .. Whoooho!

Well done Vixpy.

My area stayed staunchly Labour, I will walk around today and look at the idle Labour voting ba*tards.

[anonymous-user]

Someone I know stood for the Tories in Newcastle. She got slaughtered.

[lotuslad]

JagLover said:

lotuslad said: , shorter skirts (subject to my approval Use a market mechanism tax on skirts that increases with length-and extortionate taxes on women's trousers.

And perhaps the tax lessens with width to encourage coverage of gunt.

Gunt is a word I heard used to describe exposed female flabby midriff

[Plotloss]

unrepentant said:

Someone I know stood for the Tories in Newcastle. She got slaughtered.

Understandable.

I went to Newcastle once and got slaughtered...

[JagLover]

unrepentant said:

Someone I know stood for the Tories in Newcastle. She got slaughtered.

Brave lass, I'm surprised she escaped with her life.

[mechsympathy]

JagLover said:

lotuslad said: , shorter skirts (subject to my approval Use a market mechanism tax on skirts that increases with length-and extortionate taxes on women's trousers.

Good plan, and no short skirts above size 14, no trousers below size 12.












:runsawayandhidesbeforetheladyPHersnotice:

[raf dug]

lotuslad said:

I think I might stand for the next one - cheaper beer (my local's now £3 to £4 a pint), later pub closing times, access to local airfields for every sports car owner in my constituency (although anyone caught blasting down the High St with a loud stereo gets banned), shorter skirts (subject to my approval), more sunshine, more barbecues, work for all (chavs can run a car wash, do gardening, hold a fight night), and three-day weekends.

You for got a hefty tax on big knickers, thongs to be free on the NHS and all immigrants must be fit birds(I've been watching Ali G as well).

[lotuslad]

Oh, and an extortionate vest tax!

[vixpy1]

lotuslad said:

Oh, and an extortionate vest tax!

What about a bad shirt tax?

You'd go bankrupt!

[FHCNICK]

JagLover said:

Well done Vixpy. My area stayed staunchly Labour, I will walk around today and look at the idle Labour voting ba*tards.

ah those irksome oiks who are so idle they cant even surf PH all day and still earn money

[lotuslad]

vixpy1 said:

lotuslad said: Oh, and an extortionate vest tax! What about a bad shirt tax? You'd go bankrupt!

Oi! My array of shirts is renowned among fashion circles. I thought the last one you saw me in was rather swish At the next meet I may have to show you what a bad shirt really looks like - I have a few absolute howlers.

Even you wouldn't be able to use your usual "that would look great on my bedroom floor" line

[vixpy1]

lotuslad said:

Even you wouldn't be able to use your usual "that would look great on my bedroom floor" line

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Your clothes on my bedroom floor


Run away.. run away!