Woman advice for saturday night - for a friend
Woman advice for saturday night - for a friend
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richburley

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2,432 posts

282 months

Friday 6th May 2005
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I got this from a friend. I don't need the advice, I am settled...



Right here is another situation for you.

This weekend was going to be pretty much straight forward, pull Ethel tonight at black tie do (not difficult, plus always end up pulling each other)

That's not the problem, I have just been told (last night) that Deidre is now going (not expected at all), her mates have been asking if I am going to try and go for number 2 (2nd time) which they wouldn't usually say unless there is a possibility that I am within a chance of pulling her tonight.

To make matters worse I have already agreed that Ethel can leave her car at my place, so she can get changed into her Ballgown (otherwise she is driving from Glasgow wearing it), so we will be arriving to the dinner together, which could put Deidre off completely (can you guess which one I would rather have yet).

What to do??

Advice to give him, guys?

* names of girlies and locations changed. Names changed to make mate look like a milf hunting perv

>> Edited by richburley on Friday 6th May 13:20

>> Edited by richburley on Friday 6th May 13:22

wizzpig

2,039 posts

257 months

Friday 6th May 2005
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Advice for you mate eh?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight

>> Edited by wizzpig on Friday 6th May 08:46

richburley

Original Poster:

2,432 posts

282 months

Friday 6th May 2005
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He'll no doubt be laughing when he sees this, as he sees me take the brunt of stick, when he is the great slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag. I'm engaged and set to marry in August. I wouldn't be posting this kind of post if it was me!

So yes, he is a slaaaaaaaaaag. But he admitted that to me a few minutes ago. But advice is appreciated - ideally he wants to pull both and not upset either. The threesome idea I suggested in jest was immediately rejected however.

Dhyana

43 posts

256 months

Friday 6th May 2005
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I would suggest he ignores both and starts a fresh.

B17NNS

18,506 posts

276 months

Friday 6th May 2005
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menage a tois?

Neil_H

15,418 posts

280 months

Friday 6th May 2005
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If he's over 25 'grow up' would be my advice.

G Man

4,053 posts

289 months

Friday 6th May 2005
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Firstly he should look to do a Boris Becker in the broom cupboard ...
That satisfys the first .... explaining that he wants to be with her but must look after a friends sister as a favour ... round two ...

Over to someone else

G Man

Dakkon

7,829 posts

282 months

Friday 6th May 2005
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Have a thressome and enjoy the night

richburley

Original Poster:

2,432 posts

282 months

Friday 6th May 2005
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lol - just the kind of responses he would have hoped for. I have told him that Uni was several years ago -that he needs to move away from their to stop thinking like a student. He may come round to my way of thinking -perhaps I am just being an old fart? Nope, being a student is fun, but I wouldn't want to be one forever...

richburley

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2,432 posts

282 months

Friday 6th May 2005
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Apparently, I haven't got the full facts of the case and I have been asked to add the following information, for your thoughts.


"things you forgot to mention:

All of us are single.

Cause of what Ethel has been through, that is why I agreed to the starting at my house, couldn't say no without feeling guilty?? Otherwise it would have been a bunch of lads turning up.

Why is it student thinking??

Ethel is not in it for a relationship and happily admits not being able to stay faithful for more than a few weeks, besides shes more of a friend now, its just that Im turning up with her that could put Deidre off cause of the past I have had with Ethel.

Don't suppose you want to admend the thread to mention the info so at least they can give decent opinion instead of thinking Im two timing Ethel.

Plus its a friday issue!!"

* names of girlies have been changed, to make my bud look like a milf hunter...

>> Edited by richburley on Friday 6th May 13:18

_dobbo_

14,619 posts

277 months

Friday 6th May 2005
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If you replace the ****** with names (made up ones would be fine) i might understand the situation!

richburley

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2,432 posts

282 months

Friday 6th May 2005
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Is there any chance this thread could be moved across to the Pie and Piston, as I started it in the wrong one. Sorry for inconvenince!

soir

2,277 posts

268 months

Friday 6th May 2005
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post a picture of both girls - this will help us decide!!

richburley

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2,432 posts

282 months

Friday 6th May 2005
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my buddy says

"one is 5 7 and the other is 5 11, 6ft+ in heels.

Both have sported bodies and both are attractive

And no, before you ask, no pictures go up or you die a horrible slow painful death."


so, that's no pictures then!

406

3,636 posts

282 months

Friday 6th May 2005
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As a cetain PHer with a thing for Crystal Horses would say, tell you mate to take them both up the OXO tower and go out with the one he liked best.

HTH

Dave

richburley

Original Poster:

2,432 posts

282 months

Friday 6th May 2005
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Good thoughts tonker!! Will pass them on...

love machine

7,609 posts

264 months

Friday 6th May 2005
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Have a wank instead?

One surefire way to avoid disapointment, good old Palmela Handerson

>> Edited by love machine on Friday 6th May 16:30