Sauna....oo err

[Dave 4000]

Tommorow I shall be mostly going to a health spar wellness thingy, where they have Sauna....NEKKID mixed, so just to make that clear lots of nekkid women walking around.

I can't get rid of the picture in my head that I'll be in there for hours because I won't be able to stand up.

Am I a bit of a prude, should I cast off my stiff upper lip Britishness along with the robe and just get on with chatting with the lovely young Miss with the 36DD's bouncing away in front of my face.

A couple off other points,

I'll be there with the wifey

Knob gags would not be the order of the day

and before anybody asks, I don't think cameras will be allowed.

[superflid]

This image just popped in my head.

"Call me Bubbles dahling..."

That would "keep your head down".

[BliarOut]

Sorry to disappoint, but I doubt the sauna will be full of 19 year old lolita's with perky DD's.... Far more likely to be full of fat fifty year old truck drivers called Derek, hoping to see 19 year old Lolitas.

Still, whatever floats your boat

[Dave 4000]

BliarOut said:

Sorry to disappoint, but I doubt the sauna will be full of 19 year old lolita's with perky DD's.... Far more likely to be full of fat fifty year old truck drivers called Derek, hoping to see 19 year old Lolitas. Still, whatever floats your boat

I fear it will be some what worse, the lolita's will be Frauline's with hairy armpits and if the armpits are hairy you can bet a months wages that a razor has never been introduced to any other part of the body. And 'Derek' aka Helmut will have such beer gut that he has his own personal table where ever he goes and has to ask is missus if his socks match.

[esselte]

..." I won't be able to stand up...."

You'll have no problem then :

[mybrainhurts]

Be prepared with a large frozen frankfurter sausage.

Useful defensive tool if Helmut puts his fat arm round you.....

Take care...it won't stay frozen long....

[D_Mike]

I had to deal with this problem when I lived in finland for a year when all these finnish girls wanted to go for sauna... being pretty shy i just wore a towel, some of them did/didn't. Its better to wear a towel and be more comfortable...

[superflid]

D_Mike said:

I had to deal with this problem

Problem?

Opportunity.

[cosmoschick]

BliarOut said:

Sorry to disappoint, but I doubt the sauna will be full of 19 year old lolita's with perky DD's.... Far more likely to be full of fat fifty year old truck drivers called Derek, hoping to see 19 year old Lolitas. Still, whatever floats your boat

So, Dave 4000 is a fat fifty year old truck driver - how remarkably perceptive of you BliarOut - I never would have guessed!

[kenny320]

Could it be the other type of Sauna?

[vixpy1]

Dave 4000 said:

I don't think cameras will be allowed.

Does'nt matter, it'll never stand up in court!

[Dave 4000]

vixpy1 said:

Dave 4000 said: I don't think cameras will be allowed. Does'nt matter, it'll never stand up in court!

It's not the standing up in court that worries me.


edited to say: Kenny, should I even ask what the other type of Sauna is?

>> Edited by Dave 4000 on Saturday 23 April 16:51

[kenny320]

Probably not... they seem to have another purpose up here in Scotland.