A celebration of non-penetration!
A celebration of non-penetration!
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neil.b

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6,546 posts

276 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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Not safe for work, boys and girls....

www.abstinenceonly.com/

A few words for our readers regarding this practice, known in religious circles as a "facial cumshot." A common misconception is that this is some form of abasement or sexual humiliation when in fact nothing could be further from the truth. With the possible exception of the fingerprint, the human face is an amalgam of our most unique physical characteristics and as such represents a visual template of our DNA. The male desire to spray sperm all over people's faces is, in actuality, an expression of the natural desire to procreate, juxtaposing visually their literal DNA against the metaphorical DNA of their partners face. Along the same lines, ejaculating on a woman's breasts symbolizes your desire to have her lactate. if your faith partner seems reluctant or squeamish about such practices, simply explain this to her and everything should work out fine.


GregE240

10,857 posts

296 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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Been on the green cigarettes again, Neil?!

Hughesie2

12,790 posts

311 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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Irony mode on i know but, the first thing you have to do is click <ENTER>

lazyitus

19,931 posts

295 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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Religious circles eh? Shall I suggest that our local vicar does some facials during Sundays service?

>> Edited by lazyitus on Thursday 21st April 11:51

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

287 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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oh come on, do we really need this type of post on here, we all know where it is going to end up don't we.....

Sorry neil, but' the computer says no'


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