As you lot are in a caption mood tonight......

[towman]

[farmer]

love will find a way

or

Nice legs shame about the face

[c c]

Ok. So who said “The Snip”!!

[towman]

"In light of the photographic evidence, I award Mrs Bulldog the kennel and custody of the pups"

[EmmaP]

Rover's charm drove all the cat's wild.

[EmmaP]

Rover's ear licking was simply too good for Kitty to resist.

[towman]

Where`s Charlie - no pussy jokes yet?!

[EmmaP]

"I simply adore pussy!"

[EmmaP]

Rover could never get enough pussy...

I'm sure the pussy jokes are endless

[simonrockman]

Michael Jackson's pets were deemed unreliable witnesses.

[towman]

simonrockman said:

Michael Jackson's pets were deemed unreliable witnesses.

My dogs got no nose.............nor has his owner

[Twincam16]

The excuse 'it was dark in there' hadn't worked for Jack Straw, or Prince Charles, and it definately wouldn't work for Tiddles or Spot...

[mybrainhurts]

Stop pickin' me nose with yer friggin' ear....

[wedg1e]

I say! You've got the Pot Noodle horn, haven't you...

[the master]

"I would stay with him but his mums a dog and his sister's a blob"

[mybrainhurts]

I was never confused.....

[the master]

Government warning on milk.... " consumption may cause unpleasant hallucinations "

Dog says to friend.. " she's not my normal type but she has 8 nipples, a rough tongue, she hardly drinks,is cheap to feed and she's tighter than a yorkie terrier at the Never land ranch"

[bilko2]

Doolittles Dating Agency.....We'll find your perfect match!

[alexkp]

- Never underestimate the power of Barry White.

[crazydave]

He had a habit of drooling over pussy.