True funny stories
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Was reading a few stories out of my FHM readers funny stories book this morning, came across this one:
A couple had a dog, who was forever chasing small animals and digging up the garden. One day, they find the dog with the neighbours white rabbit in its mouth. There was no blood on the rabbit, so they decided to wash it, clean it up, brush it etc and generally get it looking like the clean white fluffy rabbit it was, and place it back in their garden to make it look like the rabbit had died a natural death.
Some days later, the neighbour confessed "You'll never guess what happened to me the other day! After our rabbit died we gave it a proper burial in the garden. The next morning, there it was in the garden again, lying down, all clean, white and fluffy!
A couple had a dog, who was forever chasing small animals and digging up the garden. One day, they find the dog with the neighbours white rabbit in its mouth. There was no blood on the rabbit, so they decided to wash it, clean it up, brush it etc and generally get it looking like the clean white fluffy rabbit it was, and place it back in their garden to make it look like the rabbit had died a natural death.
Some days later, the neighbour confessed "You'll never guess what happened to me the other day! After our rabbit died we gave it a proper burial in the garden. The next morning, there it was in the garden again, lying down, all clean, white and fluffy!
Its impossible to know whether it happened origionally, anything you can imagine has most likely happened (read some of the threads here on most embarassing moment, worst accident, funniest incident etc).
I suppose there is an answer for the fish tale too... guy goes fishing, catches a fish, guts it and finds inside the fish the diamond ring he bought his wife which was lost years before
I suppose there is an answer for the fish tale too... guy goes fishing, catches a fish, guts it and finds inside the fish the diamond ring he bought his wife which was lost years before
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