Royal Wedding PMSL

[Mikey G]

Everybody arriving on buses

[docevi1]

why on earth are people watching it? I really don't understand.

There they are admitting they committed adultery, getting married not in a church... but frankly, who cares?

[Mikey G]

Tv off now, gotta go and get my tyres fitted, i have a mountain to explore

[Flat in Fifth]

All right so there you are all hyped up you are going to get married at Windsor Guildhall Saturday pm. Big day and all that,

Even Auntie Ethel bought a new hat, we'll sit her in the corner so the smell of wee isn't too bad and she won't get into a fight with those cousins from .. whatchemyacallit... you know .. wossname.. anyway

Then the Pope pegs it.

Then some chinless wonders up the Palace (no not the football team) decide they are going to play on YOUR big day.

Roads blocked off so you and Dad can't get there in the hired Roller.

None of the guests can get there either, nowhere to park. Then you discover that all the road closures are illegal because the chinless wonders changed their arrangements at the last minute and bugger the peasants.

What can you do? What would you do?

No doffing of cap or tugged forelocks for me.Personally I'd light the blue touch paper on Mrs FiF and let slip the dogs of war. By Christ she scares me!

But seriously what could or would YOU do?

>> Edited by Flat in Fifth on Saturday 9th April 12:41

[srebbe64]

I'm watching Friends with my daughters - can't be doing with the wedding. However, I would have watched the Charles/Diana divorce proceedings had they have filmed that.

[crazycats]

Mikey G said:

Everybody arriving on buses

Have you just seen the bus with MULE TRAVEL down the side

[Lois]

I'm watching friends too!

[srebbe64]

Is it true that Mugabe is the Best Man?

[c c]

srebbe64 said:

Is it true that Mugabe is the Best Man?

Page Boy.

[anonymous-user]

What makes me laugh is that all these sad s who love the royal family and think Charlie's great and who will be watching and waving their little flags are the same sad s that wailed pathetically when Diana died. They cant see that if it hadn't been for the ugly bint in the tweeds their "peoples princess" would still be alive.

[AlexH]

Did hear a rumour that Charles was going to arrive in a carriage pulled by Camilla and Princess Anne...

[jazzybee]

oooh White Maybach!

[little red]

AlexH said:

Did hear a rumour that Charles was going to arrive in a carriage pulled by Camilla and Princess Anne...

[anonymous-user]

little red said:

AlexH said: Did hear a rumour that Charles was going to arrive in a carriage pulled by Camilla and Princess Anne...

If they got Margaret Beckett involved too we could have a Frankie Howerd moment.


Neigh

Neigh

And thrice Neigh.



>> Edited by anonymous-user on Saturday 9th April 13:24

[puggit]

No comments from Plotloss yet on how he can't get in to town?

[DeltaFox]

Who is thats getting hitched?

[c c]

[rant mode] wedding. The BBC are broadcasting a commentary or it on Radio 4 instead of Any Answers on FM. Any Answers is on Long wave only. I haven't got a long wave set with me. s I like to listen to Any Answers. Especially this week as Any Questions came from my home town this week.[/rantmode]

[sulk mode]

[vixpy1]

crazycats said:

Mikey G said: Everybody arriving on buses Have you just seen the bus with MULE TRAVEL down the side

[thebluemonkey]

c c said:

[rant mode] wedding. The BBC are broadcasting a commentary or it on Radio 4 instead of Any Answers on FM. Any Answers is on Long wave only. I haven't got a long wave set with me. s I like to listen to Any Answers. Especially this week as Any Questions came from my home town this week.[/rantmode] [sulk mode]

If you pop along to the bbc website then you can tune in online.

[srebbe64]

Boy, does Camilla look uncomfortable!