Bedford's truth or dare.

[vixpy1]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Wow.. that should take 30 secs up!

[mybrainhurts]

Where's my front door key...?

[Jaglover]

What is the meaning of life the universe and everything?

[titiany]

Umm - what's it like being Bedford Rascal?

[gooby]

Jaglover said:

What is the meaning of life the universe and everything?

42, now what is the question....

[mybrainhurts]

Who put the lights out...?

[anhamgrimmar]

my round, what you havin?

[rude-boy]

anhamgrimmar said:

my round, what you havin?

I believe his is a Neurofen and water...

[Pigeon]

Here's a local one for you: Why is there a recurrent water main leak at the same place in Shakespeare Road?

[mybrainhurts]

Is that a trick question...?

[angusfaldo]

Why, when I go out walking past Birmingham Cathederal, do the smelly homeless types always hassle me for 50p.

Come to think of it, why do they ask for 50p. Why not just beg for a quid?

[DeltaFox]

I think his clutch is slipping......

[lanciachris]

Pigeon said:

Here's a local one for you: Why is there a recurrent water main leak at the same place in Shakespeare Road?

is it a fountain?

[Chassis 33]

Why?

[Pigeon]

lanciachris said:

Pigeon said: Here's a local one for you: Why is there a recurrent water main leak at the same place in Shakespeare Road? is it a fountain?

It usually is by the time they get round to fixing it

[Trooper2]

Chassis 33 said:

Why?

Why not?

[BMGM3]

WTF you on about ?

[alexkp]

angusfaldo said:

Why, when I go out walking past Birmingham Cathederal, do the smelly homeless types always hassle me for 50p. Come to think of it, why do they ask for 50p. Why not just beg for a quid?

I parked up the Jag the other day to go to the POst Office, and no sooner had I set foot on the pavement than a Rastafarian is there saying "Can you lend me a quid?"

He had just stepped out of the pub next door.

I tell him I'm in a hurry, and he says "What? You got no time to give me money?"

I was so suprised I almost forgot to tell him to go get a job and earn it like I do.


These people are unbelievable.

[polarbert]

baked beans on toast or cheese on toast for lunch?