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"Another tip is to make it a signal requirement for all who wish to journey in your vehicle to remove headgear. If you've got your shit together, you'll have bought a BMW with bronze tints, so the effect of sunshine on sensitive, bed-weary eyes will negate the need for
ish caps, and the derision of normal folk alike.
If anything, I'd avoid 'bolt-on' cosmetic mods as well. You'll look a Nimitz-class dobber if you draw up alongside a Ford Escort Mk1 Mexico at the lights and some blueprint dweeb blasts your sorry arse into the weeds and wheelspins through his box up to ninety, because he's got a ported head, oversized valves, a chunky cam and some 40DCOEs on. Small, effective tweaks can bring large, effective gains. They are usually in the 'boring' car mags, not the tits-and-arsefest Max Power, which is more like Razzle every day.
Finally, learn to drive. I mean properly. It's not a particualrly clever evolution barrelling your motor into a ditch and paralysing some of your buddies because you don't understand understeer and positional cornering. And you'll look kinda daft pissing and shitting into a bag and eating through a straw because you thought your now-dead girlfriend would be impressed-to- with your silky manoevering skills."
"Another tip is to make it a signal requirement for all who wish to journey in your vehicle to remove headgear. If you've got your shit together, you'll have bought a BMW with bronze tints, so the effect of sunshine on sensitive, bed-weary eyes will negate the need for
ish caps, and the derision of normal folk alike. If anything, I'd avoid 'bolt-on' cosmetic mods as well. You'll look a Nimitz-class dobber if you draw up alongside a Ford Escort Mk1 Mexico at the lights and some blueprint dweeb blasts your sorry arse into the weeds and wheelspins through his box up to ninety, because he's got a ported head, oversized valves, a chunky cam and some 40DCOEs on. Small, effective tweaks can bring large, effective gains. They are usually in the 'boring' car mags, not the tits-and-arsefest Max Power, which is more like Razzle every day.
Finally, learn to drive. I mean properly. It's not a particualrly clever evolution barrelling your motor into a ditch and paralysing some of your buddies because you don't understand understeer and positional cornering. And you'll look kinda
daft pissing and shitting into a bag and eating through a straw because you thought your now-dead girlfriend would be impressed-to- with your silky manoevering skills." Gassing Station | The Pie & Piston Archive | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff