A Blonde Moment
Discussion
No, not me!
My sister asked her boyfriend to make her some hot milk. A few minutes later she smelled burning coming from the kitchen, so she goes out to see what's happening....
And finds that he has poured milk into the kettle to heat it up!
So you see, men have blonde moments too...
My sister asked her boyfriend to make her some hot milk. A few minutes later she smelled burning coming from the kitchen, so she goes out to see what's happening....
And finds that he has poured milk into the kettle to heat it up!
So you see, men have blonde moments too...
I did that once - made the most dreadful stench too 
When I was about 15 a mate of mine had to clear snow off the drive before his dad came home. I told him that if he salted the drive it wouldn't freeze up. About 5 minutes later when I got round, I saw him sprinkling salt on the drive with the type of salt cellar you would use for your dinner. He had blonde hair strangely 
MilnerR said:
Well I've done it the other way round, made a cup of tea once with water from the hot tap because I couldn't be arsed to fill up the kettle...
I made a pot noodle like that when I got back from the pub as a student
Nasty... I managed to drink it though
guess it proves how lazy I was being... couldn't be arsed not to drink it even though it made me retch 
Size Nine Elm said:
A friend (as a teenager) put on the dishwasher - no dishwasher detergent, so he squirted a good dose a fairy liquid into the dishwasher.
Cue kitchen with foam coming out the windows...
We wife did that at work-the boss came down into the kitchen to see foam exploding everywhere.
birdbrain said:
I once got asked to make a cup of coffee for my boss and I hated him so I filled it up with hot water from the tap instead of boiling the kettle.
I suppose he was lucky that's all you did.
They had one of those hidden camera shows on a while back. The secretary stirred her bosses tea with a used tampax tampon.
birdbrain said:
I once got asked to make a cup of coffee for my boss and I hated him so I filled it up with hot water from the tap instead of boiling the kettle.
The worst thing thats happened to me was drinking coffe laced with washing up liquid.
We had a trainee, who was pretty good, but was constantly getting kicked in the teeth by a bit of a shit manager.
Well, said Trainee made a round of coffees for the office. Put a dash of fairy in one particular cup, and took them out in the office.
At that moment, I walk in after an appointment, really thirsty and ask after a cuppa.
Manager says,
'here you go, have mine, I'm just heading out...'
Well of course, the poor lad couldn't tell me when the boss was still in the room.
Several days of
followed 
JagLover said:
I once got asked to make a cup of coffee for my boss and I hated him so I filled it up with hot water from the tap instead of boiling the kettle.
I suppose he was lucky that's all you did.
They had one of those hidden camera shows on a while back. The secretary stirred her bosses tea with a used tampax tampon.
Disgusting, I have just finished a cup, luckly I made it myself
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