Discussion
The GMan said:
Just got back from the pub and they had J-Lo's new video on, it's a spoof of the Flashdance film!
Now I am not been a big fan of hers but in this video she is stunning, and strips right down, with some fantastic camera angles!!!
That's not her new video - that's an old one - she does look good though. Rat-a-tat-tat on that ass.
One of the funniest stories I ever read was about a woman that claimed J-Lo ruined her life.
She too was called Jennifer Lopez, and stated that when she got married all her husbands friends expected the real one. Her exact words where. “Every time my husband’s friends came to the house, they expected a Latin temptress, but they just laughed when they got introduced to me”. So they got divorced!
She too was called Jennifer Lopez, and stated that when she got married all her husbands friends expected the real one. Her exact words where. “Every time my husband’s friends came to the house, they expected a Latin temptress, but they just laughed when they got introduced to me”. So they got divorced!
The GMan said:
Maybe, but after watching this video, I think it would be a joy to take her up the OXO Tower.
Ahhh, that was a quality restaurant review.....so good in fact I had to look it up again:
When my boyfriend told me he wanted to take me up the Oxo Tower for my birthday, I was a bit hesitant at first because I didn't really think it was my scene. How wrong I was! I mean, yeah, so it's a bit of a strain on the old back pocket, and I admit I did feel a bit uncomfortable initially. But a couple of cocktails helped me relax and soon I was really getting into it - we carried on well into the night. It was a great experience and I really loved it - so much so that I won't let my boyfriend take me anywhere else now! So if anyone ever wants to take you up the Oxo Tower, just throw caution to the wind and go for it!
Taken from here:
www.london-eating.co.uk/more-reviews.asp?restaurant=2252&CurPage=11
I agree, similar to Madonna and Kylie, she is a very shrewd business woman and that's about it, I think her arse looks dangly and fat. She also looks like a Pekinese from most angles. She can't sing and she most certainly doesn't demonstrate any real talent.
Shit sells though. Haven't got enough time for a big rant.
Shit sells though. Haven't got enough time for a big rant.
The prosecution rests it's case...
...and no, there is nothing wrong with a little padding in the posterior, provided that it is displayed in good taste and matches the rest of the figure.
...You could balance a pint on that bubble, however.
...it's got it's own post code for goodness sakes!
ErnestM
love machine said:
She has a face like a bulldog licking piss from a thistle. Do you agree?
No.
Oh come on! If you met that woman in a bar one night and, after putting your favourite song on the jukebox and muttering 'I love this band', she came over, gestured to the TVR she turned up in and said 'whaddya think?', then over the course of the evening you found yourselves unable to keep your hands off each other, would you still say she was fat-arsed and ugly-faced, 'cause I certainly wouldn't.
OK, so I know that she's a tasteless blinged-up pseudo-soul 'Diva' who probably likes Cadillac Escalades and being followed around by bodyguards, and our personal tastes are probably horizontally opposed, but she's nowhere near ugly, surely?
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