Modern and Mature Magazine

[john75]

Just had some woman call me trying to sell me a subscription to "Modern and Mature" Magazine.









































































































































































Only later did I find out it was a magazine for the over 50's

>>> Edited by john75 on Friday 25th February 13:31

>>> Edited by john75 on Friday 25th February 13:32

[andy4200]

I thought there was going to be a punchline at the bottom of that page.

[SiOsbon]

god damn it....... just scrolled all the way to the bottom and there aint nowt there, was expecting at least something witty.

[lunarscope]

andy4200 said:

I thought there was going to be a punchline at the bottom of that page.

Here's so 'mature' that he forgot the punchline.

[c c]

Over 50s mag.
It’s getting too close for comfort

[john75]

oh dear senior moment there folks

[hughesie2]

john75 said:

oh dear senior moment there folks

You sound like their ideal candidate sector then John

[john75]

I am only 30 and that is young

[agent006]

On the subject, why is it that there isn't a "modern and mature" mag aimed at all men. I'm fed up with FHM being the only thing to read other than car mags.

[The GMan]

agent006 said:

On the subject, why is it that there isn't a "modern and mature" mag aimed at all men. I'm fed up with FHM being the only thing to read other than car mags.

What's wrong with GQ?

[lunarscope]

The GMan said:

agent006 said: On the subject, why is it that there isn't a "modern and mature" mag aimed at all men. I'm fed up with FHM being the only thing to read other than car mags. What's wrong with GQ?

What, Gay Quest ?

[The GMan]

lunarscope said:

The GMan said: agent006 said: On the subject, why is it that there isn't a "modern and mature" mag aimed at all men. I'm fed up with FHM being the only thing to read other than car mags. What's wrong with GQ? What, Gay Quest ?

Have you actually read GQ? If you had it would be obvious to you that your attempt at a joke doesn’t work!

[Plotloss]

GQ is alright but it surfs that difficult line between discerning friend and up-its-own-arse-wankology.

When it was Quarterly, many many years ago it was a cracking read but I find that certaintly in the last few years its gone right downhill.

As for M&M, well I'm neither so thats that sorted...

[lunarscope]

The GMan said:

Have you actually read GQ? If you had it would be obvious to you that your attempt at a joke doesn’t work!

You're not the Editor, are you ?

[The GMan]

Plotloss said:

GQ is alright but it surfs that difficult line between discerning friend and up-its-own-arse-wankology. When it was Quarterly, many many years ago it was a cracking read but I find that certaintly in the last few years its gone right downhill. As for M&M, well I'm neither so thats that sorted...

Have to agree with you on that, but I find it one of the better reads. Arena seems to be getting better at the moment.

[GregE240]

Arena had disappeared up its own arse for ages, but used to be a good read a while back.

I'll give it a go.

[The GMan]

lunarscope said:

The GMan said: Have you actually read GQ? If you had it would be obvious to you that your attempt at a joke doesn’t work! You're not the Editor, are you ?

Of Gay Quest? No!