New James Bond (shortlist)

[Mrs Fish]

ananova said:

Julian: I'm on Bond shortlist Julian McMahon has revealed his is on a shortlist of two to become the next James Bond. The Nip/Tuck actor said: "I met the producers for a final audition. They told me to expect a decision in a couple of months and they said it was between me and one other person. It's going to be a very nervous wait." The other person in the frame is believed to be Clive Owen reports the Mirror. The new Bond films, Casino Royale, will be released next year.

If this is true, who do you think it should be?




or Clive

[Mrs Fish]

Julian definitely has sex appeal and charisma, I would choose him over Clive. I do wonder whether this is true or a load of bull though, I guess we will have to wait and see

[einion yrth]

Well they're both malformed, but are they malformed enough?

[Mrs Fish]

los angeles said:

Blue eyes do not denote a come-to-bed charismatic hit man.

oh, I don't know....

[900T-R]

los angeles said:

Warm smiling brown eyes, please.

At your service . Phone hasn't rung (yet), though.

[900T-R]

los angeles said:

900T-R said: At your service . Phone hasn't rung (yet), though. At your secret service. Dum dela dum dum, dada, dum dela dum dum, dada ...

[towman]

What about Boris?

[Mrs Fish]

los angeles said:

Johnny Depp! The ladies would lurve that; they don't care about literary authenticity when it comes to Johnny so long as he takes his kit off. But we guys would be shaken and seriously stirred.

Nope Johnny Depp is definitely not the right type to play Bond.

[FourWheelDrift]

anonymous said:

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He's not American he's Australian and was once married to Dannii Minogue until she saw sense.

[Mrs Fish]

anonymous said:

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he's Australian

[shadytree]

If it is just down to the two, Daniel Craig or Clive Owen, then it has to be Daniel Craig.
He was excellent with a hard edge in Layer Cake. I think Owen is too much of a woose (just my opinion)
I did send an application in to EON, but sadly they never replied

[FourWheelDrift]

[selmer]

towman said:

What about Boris?

Yeltsin?

[selmer]

My wife thinks it should be Clive Owen. Me. I don't really know, well, I shouldn't really, should I.
I mean, how gay is that?

[Mrs Fish]

shadytree said:

I did send an application in to EON, but sadly they never replied

And you would have been so good too

[pzero64]

Clive Owen? I think you mean Sid.

[tonyhetherington]

Is McMahon a US actor? And Clive Owen British? There's your answer right there if I understand it correctly!!

In fairness, this is a REALLY difficult choice for the producers to make!!

[stumartin]

towman said:

What about Boris?

Haha! Erm, yes, well quite. I mean, cripes. The name? Well, of course it's er, well, most of the time I mean, usually that is, but probably not in my own sense of the er, word, but more in the style of an old Roman guard of the Emperor's finery, Bond. Ermm, oh crikey, yes sorry, James Bond. That is.


I think we've found a winner...



>> Edited by stumartin on Friday 25th February 10:20

[Zod]

I'd prefer Clive Owen, bu McMahon was good as psycho Lieutenant Spears in Band of Brothers.

[Yertis]

That MacMahon or whatever guy looks like the sort of chisel-chinned onanist you find hanging around fashion shows.

Whereas Clive Owen looks like he'd wander down the pub for a pint.