Warming Gel

[animal]

Saw an ad on TV last night for K-Y Warming Gel - what the devil do you need this for?

Apparently it:

"Creates a gentle warming sensation on contact" - like hands then?
"Helps enhance intimacy" - like hands then?
"Smooth, non-messy" - like hands then?

Reminds me of a quote from Ghostbusters 2: "Why am I drippings with goo?"

Still, if I phone up I can get a free sample while stocks last - I can use it to replace the handwash at work

[tycho]

Just use Ralgex or Deep Heat gel.....



Did something similar which included me, birds eye chilies, Dave's Insanity Sauce, a nice intimate meal, feeding the pony and me in the doghouse for a week. all in that order....

[AllTorque]

Dave's insanity sauce - my god that takes me back! Remember walking into a locals pub in Southampton with a mate of mine who is 6ft5 and built like a brick outhouse. The buxom bargirl invited us to scoop some of this sauce up using a nacho and eat it. All I can remember after doing that is rolling round on the floor screaming, then jumping over the bar in search of some milk or yoghurt or ANYTHING to stop the excruitiating pain. All the locals were laughing at that one, especially when Scott chucked his guts up... ahh memories!

[trevorw]

animal said:

Still, if I phone up I can get a free sample while stocks last - I can use it to replace the handwash at work

Or click here

www.k-y.co.uk/bgdisplaye793.html?itemname=warning&mi=2

[tycho]

AllTorque said:

Dave's insanity sauce - my god that takes me back! Remember walking into a locals pub in Southampton with a mate of mine who is 6ft5 and built like a brick outhouse. The buxom bargirl invited us to scoop some of this sauce up using a nacho and eat it. All I can remember after doing that is rolling round on the floor screaming, then jumping over the bar in search of some milk or yoghurt or ANYTHING to stop the excruitiating pain. All the locals were laughing at that one, especially when Scott chucked his guts up... ahh memories!

It's great stuff, but don't wipe it on lady bits! I have the private reserve version which comes in it's own coffin and is twice the strength of the ordinary stuff.

[cotty]

tycho said:

It's great stuff, but don't wipe it on lady bits! I have the private reserve version which comes in it's own coffin and is twice the strength of the ordinary stuff.

I havent tried the private reserve yet.

Lots of funny stories on my hot sauce thread
www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?f=141&h=0&t=159234

[tiga84]

Blairs Caldera.

£5500 per bottle.

Have to sign a disclaimer.

16.000.000 scoville rating.

Enough to produce heat in 1 million gallons of salad oil.

Hmmm, chilli anyone?