BiBs Caption compo

[towman]

Place one of our beloved PHing BiBs in this picture....

[pmanson]

The guy on the left: It must be my turn with the speed camera now. PLEEASSSEEEE!!!

[Phil S]

Guy on right: "This must be the most P-C photo i've ever been in!"

[Size Nine Elm]

Look, dear, first you go in the back of the van with me, then with him, otherwise its a speeding ticket, OK?

[stumartin]

Derek tried to explain to the canteen manager that letting Phil collect all the doughnuts for their shift was doing no-one any favours.

[wolves_wanderer]

It looks like Maureen's strippers have finally arrived

[simpo two]

'I feel really weird standing here in this uniform, man, but they just said, like, put this uniform on and stand over there wid the other geezer or else they'd get into trouble.'

[alexkp]

towman said:

Place one of our beloved PHing BiBs in this picture....

- "...and then I said to him you better drop that knife you naughty man, and take a look at your colour co-ordination while you're at cos...well....daaaayammn!"

>> Edited by alexkp on Tuesday 4th January 10:43

[jimothy]

'You called heads, its tails. You get sloppy seconds.'

[rev-erend]

"Who you calling a wa*@ker - white honkey.."

[mybrainhurts]

No, madam.....you CAN'T have a bloody ninety-nine..........

[simpo two]

I suspect that photo came from some County Council newletter...

'Road Safety Manager Rosetta Numpty-Socialist discusses the benefits of speed cameras with the Safety Partnership police officers...'

[towman]

simpo two said:

I suspect that photo came from some County Council newletter... 'Road Safety Manager Rosetta Numpty-Socialist discusses the benefits of speed cameras with the Safety Partnership police officers...'

Close........

Lib Dem councillor for Muswell Hill Lynne Featherstone has secured assurances from Haringey Council that they will seek funding for a vehicle-activated speeding sign along busy Muswell Hill Road, N10.

The news comes after persistent pressure from Cllr Featherstone over the last year. She been contacted by local residents concerned at speeding vehicles, particularly those with wide wheel bases that can avoid the existing speed humps.

Cllr Featherstone had originally pressed the London Borough of Haringey to secure funding for a speed camera, but was told that the London Safety Camera Partnership (LSCP), who fund the installation of speed cameras, had said that the area did not meet the criteria of four speed related accidents during the previous three years. However the Council this week confirmed that they would be seeking funding from the LSCP for a vehicle activated sign along the road that would remind speeding motorists of the speed limit.

Cllr Featherstone, although disappointed that a speed camera will not be installed, is pleased that other measures are being looked at to address speeding in the road.

Cllr Lynne Featherstone (Muswell Hill) comments:

"I am pleased the Council has taken the speeding problem seriously and is trying to find ways to improve the situation. I have received many complaints from residents and I will continue to press for action until we see a marked reduction in speeding."



But no cigar!!!!!!

[mechsympathy]

Following arguments at the station over who got to drive the van, a new policy involving games of "Scissor, paper, stone" was developed by the anger management counsellor.

>>>Edit for homonyms

>> Edited by mechsympathy on Tuesday 4th January 12:48

[towman]

No-one wants to place our BiB mates in the frame then?

I see the black fella saying "Now Mungo, for years you have been saying that it`s this big, but Mrs Swamp Donkey here says it`s more chipolata than Love Truncheon"

Steve

[rev-erend]

towman said:

No-one wants to place our BiB mates in the frame then? I see the black fella saying "Now Mungo, for years you have been saying that it`s this big, but Mrs Swamp Donkey here says it`s more chipolata than Love Truncheon" Steve

[iansull]

"We've got to wait another 10 minutes before they'll open the doughnut van"

[cotty]

The who ate all the pies competition was nearing its conclusion

[lazyitus]

towman said:

After 10 hours of consideration, the CID and the police still couldn't decide whether to bother trying to catch the mugger or not.