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towman

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246 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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Yes, I`m bored!

Wacky Racer

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254 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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Paul Tibbets fails his fork lift driving test in spectacular style...........



www.acepilots.com/usaaf_tibbets.html

tvrgit

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259 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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In his new job as a fork lift driver, Geoffrey Boycott makes his best and most important catch of the season.

love machine

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242 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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Middle ones the brake!

>> Edited by love machine on Sunday 2nd January 15:29

tvrgit

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259 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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love machine said:
Caught it!

gosh that's very clever, wish I'd thought of that!

71notout

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244 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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When I said I wanted to go out for a Cruise, that's not exactly what I had in mind!

love machine

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242 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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tvrgit said:

love machine said:
Caught it!


gosh that's very clever, wish I'd thought of that!


I know, give yourself a cigar!

Flat in Fifth

45,569 posts

258 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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The lads at the depot were creasing themselves laughing as their latest fake accident photo set up had just achieved a record number of caption competitions started.

towman

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246 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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Flat in Fifth said:
The lads at the depot were creasing themselves laughing as their latest fake accident photo set up had just achieved a record number of caption competitions started.


Everybody at the depot left what they were doing when they became aware that FiFs saucer was running out of milk.

Flat in Fifth

45,569 posts

258 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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towman said:

Everybody at the depot left what they were doing when they became aware that FiFs saucer was running out of milk.



It's that blooming Gerald you know, nips round and swigs the milk when he thinks nobody is looking.

towman / gone, your ilk is nicking my milk, can I have a crime number and victim counselling please.

tallbloke

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290 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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Ok, which of you jokers moved the stealth truck?

v8thunder

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Sunday 2nd January 2005
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The MOD's attempt to prove the Iraqi WMD claims with a few 'plants' didn't exactly go to plan.

mybrainhurts

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Sunday 2nd January 2005
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Sorry, sir. I was just bombin' round the factory and some twat lowered the car park.......

chim_girl

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266 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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tallbloke said:
Ok, which of you jokers moved the stealth truck?


love machine

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242 months

Monday 3rd January 2005
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Big step thwarts animal rights activist rescue of military minesweeping dolphin.

markmullen

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Monday 3rd January 2005
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Bugger.

alexkp

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251 months

Monday 3rd January 2005
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towman said:
Yes, I`m bored!



- Jackass Producers face prosecution after failed stunt at RAF Bentwaters.

- The National Freestyle Forklift championships ground to a hault after Brian failed the Nuclear handicap bunnyhop.

- Thomas the Forklift was suprised just how heavy a 50 megaton thermonuclear bomb was.

- The after-hours forklift pass the bomb challenge came to an abrupt stop when the Christian Salvesen team heard ticking...

imperialism2024

1,596 posts

263 months

Monday 3rd January 2005
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tallbloke said:
Ok, which of you jokers moved the stealth truck?





"Great catch!", boasts Abu, Saddam's personal forklift driver.

>> Edited by imperialism2024 on Monday 3rd January 01:32

KingRichard

10,146 posts

239 months

Monday 3rd January 2005
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New range from Ann Summers, dubbed the 'Big Boy' may prove impossible to deliver in a discreet brown envelope!