Natasha Bloody Kaplinsky

Natasha Bloody Kaplinsky

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cazzer

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8,883 posts

255 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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Damn woman is haunting me.
She's on every bloody program that I watch on the BBC.
Is it just me or does she get on anyone elses nerves as well?
Bloody lentilist.

Bring back Sofie I say.
Sturdy Ladies for Breakfast News

968

12,004 posts

255 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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i think she's rather foxy..... is she a lentilist?

cazzer

Original Poster:

8,883 posts

255 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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she a vegitarian that believes cars are evil and all drivers are speeding evil people.
I may be overegging the pudding slightly, but I'm not far off....

Brink back Sofie.....

Don

28,377 posts

291 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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I with you on this one, chaps.

Hateful cow.


She lost all any respect she might have been due when she deliberately went for the emotional blackmail route on speed cameras one time.

"What do you say to the parents of a little child mown down by an evil speeder"

Me: "What do you say to the parents of a little child who didn't get to the hospital on time because the ambulance driver didn't want to get any more points on his licence!"

She simply shouldn't open her mouth.

>> Edited by Don on Sunday 2nd January 08:56

turbobloke

107,866 posts

267 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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It's the same phenomenon as pop singers going out and hugging trees - they're partly stupid enough to believe the hype, partly too busy to check out the real facts, and partly don't care if they think the PR will do their careers / sales some good.

Where Klaptrapinsky works there's pro noo labia sentiments aplenty. Except when there were proposals to reduce car parking at the beeb, when all hell broke loose within the car haters

sparkythecat

7,961 posts

262 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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Don said:
She simply shouldn't open her mouth.



Oh yes she should!

luca brazzi

3,978 posts

272 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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Agreed. She's a waste of oxygen. Not seen her speeding message , but seen many other of her efforts. Makes me wanna puke. But then I say to myself...she's a nobody.

She's not in a position where her views should matter, so I choose to ignore everything she says.

LB

groucho

12,134 posts

253 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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Oh no, I've been put off her now. I too thought she was foxy.

Grouch.

alfaman

6,416 posts

241 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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Agreed -

It just goes to show that BBC news readers are basically chosen for their on-screen movie-star looks ,"pc"ness and suitability for Children-in-need type programmes , rather than other abilities.


(Paxman, Wark et al excepted - but Newsnight is different ).

..... and then use their newsreading job and exposure to leverage other high-earning TV roles ( e.g : "Come Dancing " or whatever the fk it was ).



Definitely prefer Sophie to Natasha -though both could fill certain criteria

Channel 4 is more cutting edge - less lentilist / "pc" / left leaning.

groucho

12,134 posts

253 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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I say hire Kelly Brook for the job.

Grouch.

markmullen

15,877 posts

241 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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I would

Muncher

12,220 posts

256 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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markmullen said:
I would


I bloody would.

vixpy1

42,676 posts

271 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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Muncher said:

markmullen said:
I would



I bloody would.


Me too!

turbobloke

107,866 posts

267 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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groucho said:
I say hire Kelly Brook for the job.

Grouch.
Seconded

Don

28,377 posts

291 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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vixpy1 said:

Muncher said:


markmullen said:
I would




I bloody would.



Me too!


Mate, I wouldn't do her with yours.

Don

28,377 posts

291 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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sparkythecat said:

Don said:
She simply shouldn't open her mouth.




Oh yes she should!




Even if she couldn't say anything - NO WAY!

t1grm

4,656 posts

291 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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According to this site:

www.therosemanorganisation.co.uk/natashakaplinsky.htm

site said:
After leaving Oxford, Natasha worked in the press offices of Neil Kinnock and John Smith


There’s you’re answer. FWIW she doesn’t look that fit to me. Not as fit as this lot for example:


FourWheelDrift

89,646 posts

291 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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She's definately "F-list" celeb status. I had the unfortunate bad luck to see her and her wooden couch potato of a co-host on the BBC's breakfast show once, just once though. Once was enough.

The show is abysmal, how it has won an award I do not know. It is just the same news/stories repeated every 1/2 hour with an identical weather report in-between. If they pre-recorded a 1/2 hour show and looped it no-one would probably notice. It'd probably win another award from the BBC's Breakfast News Awards commitee.

As for Pinnochio and the Mound of the hound of the Baskervilles, they couldn't deliver anything in the way of probing inciteful questions to the "E-list" guests they had on the program. And they were using a script!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hateful people, hateful program, Bah...........

Happy New Year

peterpeter

6,437 posts

264 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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cazzer said:
she a vegitarian that believes cars are evil and all drivers are speeding evil people.
I may be overegging the pudding slightly, but I'm not far off....

Brink back Sofie.....



never realised this.... when did he actually say all this???

D-Angle

4,468 posts

249 months

Sunday 2nd January 2005
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Next time she's on telly, close your eyes and listen to her voice.

It's Jo Brand I tell you!