Chief constable Brunstrom felt perhaps he ought to have relaxed the new zero tollerance on the 20mph speed limit and made a mental note to delegate more.
Those people in the cow costume were definately an upskirt voyeur incognito, until the first one said "if I just lean forward a bit" and revealed their game, especially when the back one said "For s sake Dave, what are you doing"
The Sevillian's version of the Trojan horse was an interesting one. The choice of animal was a nice touch and it was certainly big enough at 3 storeys but to be honest - it was a bit wonkey...
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