First caption comp of `05

[towman]

If you look carefully, the white micra appears to have hit the first biker!

[simpo two]

OAP loses rag and takes on local Hells Angel chapter singlehanded.

[alexkp]

towman said:

If you look carefully, the white micra appears to have hit the first biker!

Here we go...

- Not only did the chapter's newest member mow down two brothers, but to add insult to injury he wasn't even on a bike.

- Colin swore blind he had asked the salesman for a massive chopper.

- The brotherhood had turned a blind eye to Brian's inadequacies for years, but things became ugly after he injured a Harley.

- For three years Kevin had promised to buy a bike, but eventually the chapter began to regret their equal opportunities policy.

[towman]

anonymous said:

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[DanBoy]

"The tough new Micra - Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough."

[alexkp]

- "Discerning Hell's Angels paused briefly to give a local micra a quick shoeing."

- Chaos ensued when the Bournmouth Chapter's Mascot became entangled with oldest member Sidney's trouser clips.

[towman]

You`re on form tonight Alex.

[alexkp]

towman said:

You`re on form tonight Alex.

Cheers!

- Wayne began to regret winding down his window and shouting "biker's are bent" seconds before he stalled.

[C C]

Micra Driver “ There’s only 2 of the Feckers what are they gonna do”

[love machine]

Reginald and Maureen large it up the inside. "Get out of my way you ers"

[towman]

As you are all on top form tonight, how about this one......

[v15ben]

Maureen, I told you not to park like that!

or as a micra driver myself:

"See, the brakes really are that bad!!!"

[Jon C]

" The Teuthill families most commercial creation yet was one step to far for the Orange County Chapter"

[alexkp]

towman said:

As you are all on top form tonight, how about this one......

- "I want to be just like the Duracell Bunny"

- "Wake up! Wake up when I'm shagging you"

- "You might at least pretend to be enjoying it dear"

[alexkp]

- Barry's mum despaired of her son's attempts to emulate his Jackass heroes.

- Daredevil Dave realised too late that he had neglected to secure his bag.

[alfaman]

The Gerrards Cross Womens Institute hadn't anticipated such a turnout for their annual Charity bike ride.

[nonegreen]

Pwig hated the courtesy car with a vengence but was glad that his 3 weeks of constipation had finally ended.

[bilko2]

Like the wind we ride

Like thunder we roar

Like dominos we topple

[Frik]

towman said:

As you are all on top form tonight, how about this one......

That's unfair - it doesn't need a caption!

[bilko2]

towman said:

As you are all on top form tonight, how about this one......

"I think iv'e got a signal"