Embarassing festive moments...
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Fell asleep after one dinner party at the end of the evening on the couch, while everyone was playing pictionary. After a massive 3 course meal and much alcohol, apparently I was snoring like an elephant and farting in my sleep much to everyones amusement 
The worst was last night, at a party made up of people whom I (mostly) didnt know... there were loads of kids and adults, and 2 teenagers. The teens were only allowed one beer each, much to their disgruntlement. I took it upon myself to smuggle beer to them, was doing a good job consealing my stash of cans, rounded a corner into a quiet room they had been hanging in, and unloaded several cans which I had wedged in my pants (inside belt line tucked under shirt). After unloading in my secret quiet location, I turned around to see a window full of adults outside, whom were probably watching my crazybeer smuggling antics from outside thinking I was ... hiding them for myself
The worst was last night, at a party made up of people whom I (mostly) didnt know... there were loads of kids and adults, and 2 teenagers. The teens were only allowed one beer each, much to their disgruntlement. I took it upon myself to smuggle beer to them, was doing a good job consealing my stash of cans, rounded a corner into a quiet room they had been hanging in, and unloaded several cans which I had wedged in my pants (inside belt line tucked under shirt). After unloading in my secret quiet location, I turned around to see a window full of adults outside, whom were probably watching my crazybeer smuggling antics from outside thinking I was ... hiding them for myself
I was doing quite well last night, having a chat with an old chum from my school days. Anyway, this rather tasty bird popped in which is where my midlife crisis kicked in. I just remember puckering my face up like some sort of gurning fool, looking at her disgust through my screwed up eyes and thinking "shit!".
My 28th birthday the other day kicked off a proper full scale life crisis. I am falling to bits
>> Edited by love machine on Saturday 1st January 13:58
My 28th birthday the other day kicked off a proper full scale life crisis. I am falling to bits >> Edited by love machine on Saturday 1st January 13:58
2 embarrassing moments at Xmas :
1. The Farting Dog : Sisters dog running around the house dropping noxious farts everywhere, when not asleep and snoring loudly.
Guests obviously noticed but were too polite to say anything : so I said: I THINK YOUR DOG IS FARTING- PUT IT OUTSIDE!! cue stifled laughter from elderly guests.
2. The Inappropriate Gift : Mum received one of those caring / sharing/ soppy books -
"Getting to know and understand your cat" -
Unfortunately it died a few weeks pre Xmas - OOPS !
1. The Farting Dog : Sisters dog running around the house dropping noxious farts everywhere, when not asleep and snoring loudly.
Guests obviously noticed but were too polite to say anything : so I said: I THINK YOUR DOG IS FARTING- PUT IT OUTSIDE!! cue stifled laughter from elderly guests.
2. The Inappropriate Gift : Mum received one of those caring / sharing/ soppy books -
"Getting to know and understand your cat" -
Unfortunately it died a few weeks pre Xmas - OOPS !
alfaman said:
2 embarrassing moments at Xmas :
1. The Farting Dog : Sisters dog running around the house dropping noxious farts everywhere, when not asleep and snoring loudly.
Guests obviously noticed but were too polite to say anything : so I said: I THINK YOUR DOG IS FARTING- PUT IT OUTSIDE!! cue stifled laughter from elderly guests.
2. The Inappropriate Gift : Mum received one of those caring / sharing/ soppy books -
"Getting to know and understand your cat" -
Unfortunately it died a few weeks pre Xmas - OOPS !
Substitute me for the dog!!!
>> Edited by andygo on Saturday 1st January 15:38
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