Bored at work, please help.
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People, look at the top right hand corner of your screens....
You'll see a small "x". Click on it. Then if you see another one, click that too. Eventually you'll see no more "x"'s.
At this point switch to the bottom left of the screen and click "Start > Shutdown". From the drop-down menu select "Shutdown" and click "OK".
Turn off your monitor.
Clear contents of desk into drawer (clean desk policy please chaps) and lock.
Reach forward with both hands and grasp the edge of the desk - push backwards in one steady, strong motion until your knees are clear of the desk. Stand up, turn around and walk out of the office.
Get into car, nuts off it on the way home.
mates, meet in pub, get lashed
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Raify said:
If i'm ever bored, and need a giggle I usually end up reading this:
www.realultimatepower.net
Quality site
had me laughing out loud. I can't believe that some people get so wound up about some kids website. Don't they reliease that he is having a laugh?
d3ano said:
Raify said:
If i'm ever bored, and need a giggle I usually end up reading this:
<a href="http://www.realultimatepower.net">www.realultimatepower.net</a>
Quality site
had me laughing out loud. I can't believe that some people get so wound up about some kids website. Don't they reliease that he is having a laugh?
Always good to revisit. The Hatemail is just hilarious. "Don't you realise that real ninjas don't fight pirates with lasers?"
Nevin said:
d3ano said:
Raify said:
If i'm ever bored, and need a giggle I usually end up reading this:
<a href="http://www.realultimatepower.net"><a href="http://www.realultimatepower.net">www.realultimatepower.net</a></a>
Quality site
had me laughing out loud. I can't believe that some people get so wound up about some kids website. Don't they reliease that he is having a laugh?
Always good to revisit. The Hatemail is just hilarious. "Don't you realise that real ninjas don't fight pirates with lasers?"
It was so good, that I bought the book from Amazon. (for those moments when I need a belly laugh, and I can't get to a computer!)
I love the pump up section (film scripts)
Raify said:
Nevin said:
d3ano said:
Raify said:
If i'm ever bored, and need a giggle I usually end up reading this:
<a href="http://www.realultimatepower.net"><a href="http://www.realultimatepower.net"><a href="http://www.realultimatepower.net">www.realultimatepower.net</a></a></a>
Quality site
had me laughing out loud. I can't believe that some people get so wound up about some kids website. Don't they reliease that he is having a laugh?
Always good to revisit. The Hatemail is just hilarious. "Don't you realise that real ninjas don't fight pirates with lasers?"
It was so good, that I bought the book from Amazon. (for those moments when I need a belly laugh, and I can't get to a computer!)
I love the pump up section (film scripts)
May have to get it. The site alone will keep me amused for most of the morning.
"Don't you know that hippos don't drink pop and hang out with Ninjas?"
http://fun.drno.de/flash/mondominishows/
Happy tree Family. quick clips that include blood and cute animals being killed.
Happy tree Family. quick clips that include blood and cute animals being killed.
d3ano said:
http://fun.drno.de/flash/mondominishows/
Happy tree Family. quick clips that include blood and cute animals being killed.
That site is great. I bought the dvd when it came out. Fantastic..
What about www.mousebreaker.com
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