Do Re Mi Beer - by Homer J. Simpson

Do Re Mi Beer - by Homer J. Simpson

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Wednesday 29th December 2004
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A modern poem :

Do Re Mi Beer - by Homer J. Simpson

DOUGH... The stuff that buys me beer.
RAY... The guy that sells me beer.
ME... The guy who drinks the beer
FAR... The distance to my beer.
SO... I think I'll have a beer.
LA... La la la la la la beer.
TEA... No thanks, I'm drinking beer.

That will bring us back to...

(Looks into an empty glass) DOH!