Barmaid

[c c]

Just looking at some of the threads around at the moment. What this Pub need is an agony aunt barmaid.

[CharlieAlpha66]

Barmaid? Now there's a thing...

Perhaps this thread can be used to recommend a barmaid (for whatever reason!)?

To put my fourpenneth in - go and have a pint in The Wheatsheaf, just beyond Plumbers Plain...
You would...

[vixpy1]

We already have Lois, Birdbrain and Mrs Fish .. The P&P agony aunts, and all round lovelies!

Every bar should have them!

[c c]

vixpy1 said:

We already have Lois, Birdbrain and Mrs Fish .. The P&P agony aunts, and all round lovelies! Every bar should have them!

Yes but can they pull a pint?

[mrmaggit]

Don't forget, Barmaids see more a*seholes thatn doctors!

[bennyboysvuk]

CharlieAlpha66 said:

The Wheatsheaf, just beyond Plumbers Plain... You would...

I've not been there in years. Maybe it's time I paid them another visit. I remember the food being really good there actually.

[Lois-PIE]

I can pull a pint and also work the lemonade dispenser for those driving! lol!

Work better as a bar prop though!!

[mrmaggit]

mungo said:

Barmen are the best agony uncles - Barmaids are often the reason blokes need support / advice

or penicillin.

[jacobyte]

Did somebody say "barmaid"?

Place your orders here:

www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm



"pour beer on yourself" gets a good response

>> Edited by jacobyte on Wednesday 29th December 14:51

[Damon Hill]

well, I asked for a kiss, and it got surreal, what with the barbie dolls and everything...

>> Edited by Damon Hill on Wednesday 29th December 15:49

[kent993]

Try 'lap dance' and 'strip tease'

[Mrs Fish]

c c said:

vixpy1 said: We already have Lois, Birdbrain and Mrs Fish .. The P&P agony aunts, and all round lovelies! Every bar should have them! Yes but can they pull a pint?

I can

[wedgepilot]

Try typing 'beer.com'

[richie_few]

im in love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nuggs]

wedgepilot said:

Try typing 'beer.com'

"Kiss a girl" is my favourite. OH

[birdbrain]

vixpy1 said:

We already have Lois, Birdbrain and Mrs Fish .. The P&P agony aunts, and all round lovelies! Every bar should have them!

If anyone wants to share their problems with me, please feel free to mail me for advice...

[Lois-PIE]

birdbrain said:

If anyone wants to share their problems with me, please feel free to mail me for advice...

Do you understand men?

[MilnerR]

anonymous said:

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And a lot of patience...

[vixpy1]

Lois-PIE said:

birdbrain said: If anyone wants to share their problems with me, please feel free to mail me for advice... Do you understand men?

Do you? cos I don't understand women, maybe we could me up and swap.. er .. tips..

[Lois-PIE]

women are so much easier to understand! Men just aren't consistant!